"So it was, that the first Grey Wardens drank of Dark Spawn blood...and mastered their Taint."
- Duncan

"You are called upon to submit yourself to the Taint, for the greater good."
- Duncan

"Those who survive the Joining become immune to the Taint."
- Alistair

I'm immature? Very well then, I'm immature. But the unintentional hilarity this created in Dragon Age's pivotal "Joining" scene kind of ruined for me what should have been a kick-ass moment.