Field Week Event: Caption Contest

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Monday, May 10, 2010

Field Week

Update: We have a winner! Jeff Grubb has been randomly selected and will receive a prize for his funny. Thanks to everyone who played- feel free to keep the captions coming and stay tuned for more Field Week activities!

 

In an effort to start, rather than finish, at the bottom of the barrel- We're kicking things off this Field Week with a caption contest. You know how these go; provide a funny one-liner to go under an image and become the new de facto leader of your peer group. People will call you on Friday night to better align their schedule with YOUR plans! Also, there's a prize up for grabs...

One randomly-selected captioner (ignoring spell-check on this) will win a random prize from the Shoe prize closet. Normal rules apply: you must be registered with your REAL name, you must live in the US (unless you're cool with paying shipping), and you must have registered with a valid e-mail account.

The winner will be chosen at random and you're entered once for every image you caption, although you can only enter once for each image. That's a complicated way of saying you can only enter three times.

Enter in the comments by indicating which # image you're going for and putting your entry in quotes, like this:

Image #? "...But I ordered steak fries. This will reflect on your tip, Zero Suit Samus."

Good luck!

 

Image #1

kratario

Image #2

 pacish man

Image #3

Dan

 
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Comments (15)
Andrewh
May 10, 2010

Bitmob staff, so can't enter, but will join in anyway:

Image #1:"God of Wario does not look in other castles."

Image #2: "Pac Man's failed screen test for the Ghost Whisperer"

Image #3: "Dan Hsu is America's #1 cause of erectile dysfunction, despite his work at 1UP."

37893_1338936035999_1309080061_30825631_6290042_n
May 10, 2010

Image #1: "It's-a-me, the Ghost of Sparta!"

Image #2: Pac Man felt really silly once he learned that was a bowl of was ghosts for decoration only."

Image #3: "Yeah, yeah, Shoe in girl's clothing, but look behind him. John Romero is a STALKER!"

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May 10, 2010

Image #1: "And this is why God of War is not on the Wii. You're welcome hardcore gamers!" -Reggie Phils-Aime

Image #2: "And as Pinky began to consume Inky from inside his Pac-Man suit, everyone knew this game now had a new twist: cannibalism."

Image #3: "Ladies and Gentleman, your NEXT American Idol!"

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May 10, 2010

Image # 1: "Oh no. I hope Luigi left the human DNA mixer in better condition."

Image # 2: "It's not that bad, Blinky. It's actually kind of warm in here. What were so scared of before?"

Image # 3: After 1UP's unusual forms of advertisement, Shoe finally decided to quit. Thus we have Bitmob.

Twitpic
May 10, 2010

Image #1: The real blue screen of death.

Image #2: How Stuff Works: Pac Man

Image #3: Andrew Hiscock

Jayhenningsen
May 10, 2010

Image #3 just screams: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."

Lance_darnell
May 10, 2010

Image #1 "The Princess was in one castle too many and mea gota mada!!!"

Image #2 Pac-Man - The Original Ghostbuster

Image #3 Jay said it best above.

Franksmall
May 10, 2010

Image #1: The result of Sony sending Kratos back in time to make Mario's mom his bitch.

Image #2: Pinky thought he had found the perfect hiding place.

Image #3: Shoe always wanted a shirt that provided the perfect amount of cuppage.

Img_20110311_100250
May 10, 2010

Image #1 You want mature Nintendo games? You can't handle mature Nintendo games.

Image #2 This is the famous Nazi anti-Pac-Man propaganda poster. Notice the big nose? Many Pac-Men have to fight off that stereotype to this day. 

Image #3 And here we have Dandrogynous Hsu modeling the 1UP Man-Bra.

37893_1338936035999_1309080061_30825631_6290042_n
May 10, 2010

I already entered, so this one doesn't count, but...

Image #2: "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

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May 10, 2010

Image #1 - "I wonder what the tanuki suit will do to me."

Image #2 - "My Pac-man suit will devour everyone that made fun of me in high school!"

Image #3 - "Hello, class! I'll be your substitute teacher for the next three weeks. Your assignment is on the board."

Redeye
May 10, 2010

okay. I severely hope I can amuse with my captions.


1. "The disturbing thing is that the ashes burned on marios skin are Peach, baby mario, and baby luigi."

2. "This is the only way pinky can get alone time with inky. He's shy."

3. "Well, 1up seemed bullet proof at the time....."

Default_picture
May 10, 2010

For the record, here's what I had:

Image #1 "These knock-offs keep getting further away from their source material. This is supposed to be Hello Kitty."

Image #2 "Namco has successfully licensed my personal nightmares for an upcoming title. Also starring the delivery guys from the 'I want my MTV' video."

Image #3 "Drew Barrymore ultimately landed the lead role in 'Never Been Kissed'."

Jamespic4
May 10, 2010

1) These leg warmers are makin' me hot...

2) Pinky the Ghost in Mecha-Pac-Man!

3) I wonder if they were trying to tell me something when they put this little, pink flag on my new shirt...

Veggieicon
May 10, 2010

1:   "Mario finally found a way to scare Bowser off for good... but a what cost?"

2:   "Pinky's brilliant plan of building a mechanical Pac-Man suit backfired when it developed a mind of its own, attacking the other ghosts and destroying their respawn area."

3:   "Who wants to hear about how much I love online multiplayer on the old Splinter Cells again?"

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