This past weekend I was up at the cottage and the end result is me looking like I was in a zombie apocalypse from all the bug bites.  The Chompers (that what I call mosquitos) got me the worst.  They hit me in massive numbers...I didn't stand a chance.  It was like a zombie horde after my blood.  Needless to say I survived.  While tending to my wounds I started recalling the different bugs games were I could extract my  on them.  Here are the top :

2      Mister Mosquito - This game was released on the PS2 back in N.A. in 2002.  The bases of the game is you are a mosquito and you fly around and suck blood from a girls tit in a bathtub.  The reason I would play this is because I would swat, smack and stomp the hell out of this bug.  All I can tell you is he wouldn't be advancing to stage 2.

1       Mario Paint Bug Game - Everyone that had a SNES has either own Mario Paint or played it at someones house but you all know that bug game.  This thing was fire, ice and tits all rolled into a mouse and pad.  The premiss of the game is to swat wave after wave of bugs Robotron style.  Smacking these bitting asshole would be nirvana for me right now.  Hitting triple shots, taking down wasp, this game had it all.  It was so high pace that you literally had no time to think, just move and swat.  There was even a boss, it was a giant cyborg bug or some bullshit.  All-in-all it was fun as hell and it would allow me to have my revenge.

Paul Mullin

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