God, we love going to church. Think about it: You get to listen to old, ancient stories, singalong to a bunch of head-bopping ditties, and then get totally wassssssted on Jesus juice. Shit is awesome! Shame it only happens on Sunday. No fair! Why it can't happen everyday? Preferably through the totally-real-we-swear Wii-like game entitled Mass: We Pray. Praying has never been this fake fun:

Good thing this game is coming out just in time for Easter! April is our favorite month to buy games like this.