There once a MMO player, who quite enjoyed World Of Warcraft. He enjoyed a healthy diet of raiding and pvp-ing with his guild. As the days went on, he began to feel less satisfied with Warcraft. He soon began to scour the internet in seach of new upcoming MMO's. He found Warhammer online and was immediately impressed, since press called it the "wow killer." He began reading up on the supposed awe-inspiring MMO, and soon anticipated its release date. He participated in the sites forums, where he could share his enthusiams with others. As time passed on and previews came out, he began to attack the heretics that would write unfavorable things against the game. He called them "pussys" and blamed them of bribery from Blizzard. He knew he was right about the game, since it was the "wow killer." He began to preorder the limited edition and buy lifetime subscriptions in order to participate in beta. As the key came in the email, o did the gamer rejoice!, as he began to install the game. The install finished and the game beckoning his time, he launched it for the first time. He became immediately enveloped in the universe that surrounded his character. He was not immediately smitten though, as he sensed something was not right. He shrugged it off and stated "its still in beta" and still raved about the game. As the open beta began, the feeling was still there, albeit harder to shake off. Soon the glorious day arrived, as he ran down to the game store to pick up his right. $80 less and a game in hand, he installed it for the final time. Upon reentering the world, he still had the same feeling. He knew something was not quite right with the game. He was not having the fun of his old days of WOW. As levels passed by and weeks wore on, he knew this game was not the chosen one. He logged of for the final time, and went back to playing his old obsession. As he was soon discontented with Azeroth once again, he went back to the internet in search of a new hobby. He soon found another and began to rave, since this one was the WOW killer.
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