Cue the blood dripping down the screen as the camera falls to the floor.
News Blips:
Those of you holding your breath for a GoldenEye port to either Xbox 360 or the Wii should stop before you pass out (if you haven't already). Rare has come out to say that the chances of the game seeing a re-release has passed. It's a shame we won't be able to stop moving to aim our guns at square-headed enemies anytime soon. [1UP]
The Flight of the Conchords is coming to Rock Band. In a pre-show Emmys interview, the band stated that three of its songs are to come out in the popular guitar rhythm game but did not provide specifics as to which. We wonder if Rock Band will let players perform the binary solo on guitar: 0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111. [Joystiq]
Maybe someone important at Sony was a fan of our Dreamcastiversary. A leaked memo on Sega's PR site suggests that we might be seeing PS2 games ported to and emulated on the PlayStation Network, and exclusive ports of Dreamcast titles could be somewhere down the line. Man, we can't wait to rebuy the PS2 classics we already own and can still play on our launch PS3s. Value at its finest. [Destructoid]
New Wii in 2011? Square-Enix head Yoici Wada seems to think so. In an interview with Financial Times, the executive covered a range of topics including the minimal impact motion controls will have on gaming as a whole, while suggesting that the successor or upgrade to the Wii would roll around two years from now. Will this be like three GameCubes duct-taped together? [Kotaku]
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