Editor's note: A word of warning: Do not pay full price for any of the titles on Oren's list of so-bad-they're-good games. But if you find one of them while digging through the bargain bin, try it out. You may be pleasantly surprised. -Brett
![]()
Sonic Unleashed (360, PS3, Wii)
In Short: Sonic the Hedgehog in yet another adventure. This time, he has a split personality!
Why It's Bad: God-awful nighttime Werehog levels, frame-rate issues. Did I mention the god-awful nighttime Werehog levels?
Why It's Worth Playing: Daytime levels make you believe a 3D Sonic game might actually work, Super Sonic, beautiful visuals (during the day).
Final Thoughts: Yes, this is yet another Sonic revival. And yes, it once again fails to revive the hedgehog we all know and love (or love to hate). However, the daytime levels are a ton of fun, even if they aren’t perfect. Give it a shot, but be prepared to trudge through the GOD-AWFUL WEREHOG LEVELS!

![]()
Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard (360, PS3)
In Short: A parody of old and new games, featuring a fake old-school video-game character called Matt Hazard.
Why It's Bad: Bland environments, repetitive gameplay, horrible music, ridiculous story.
Why It's Worth Playing: Some entertaining humor, voice acting by Will Arnett and Neal Patrick Harris, a variety of locations.
Final Thoughts: Eat Lead is by no means a good game. But if you can get past the repetitive gameplay, you'll find a few good laughs. Plus, did I mention Neal Patrick Harris provides one of the voices?
![]()
![]()
Alone in the Dark (360, PS3)
In Short: Fight against evil in this survival horror game.
Why It's Bad: Lousy character models, horrible controls, frustrating combat, tons of bugs.
Why It's Worth Playing: Old-school horror feel, unique episodic story delivery, interesting play mechanics, lighting zombies on fire.
Final Thoughts: If you're an old-school survival horror fan, I recommend giving Alone in the Dark a shot, especially the enhanced PS3 version. Also, you can find it for dirt cheap.
![]()
![]()
Deadly Premonition (360)
In Short: Twin Peaks meets old-school survival horror.
Why It's Bad: PS2-quality graphics, poorly written dialog, tank controls a la Resident Evil 1.
Why It's Worth Playing: Weird, quirky characters and story, $20 budget pricing, 20 hours of gameplay.
Final Thoughts: I highly recommend trying out Deadly Premonition. There's frankly no other game like it out there. Plus, you’ll fall in love with the town's theme song.
![]()
![]()
Earth Defense Force 2017 (360)
In Short: A nameless soldier with tons of guns battles giant aliens, giant robots, and other very big things.
Why It's Bad: Low-resolution textures, bland environments, frame-rate issues, and a nonexistent story.
Why It's Worth Playing: Pure, mindless fun and splitscreen co-op.
Final Thoughts: If you can find Earth Defense Force 2017 in a store near you, don’t hesitate to pick it up. You won’t regret the purchase. Make sure you recruit a buddy for some fantastic co-op on the couch.
Find this article and more like it at PixelJumpers.com.














