ROUNDTABLE'D! Gaming icons take on 3D

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Once again, we pick the gooey, genius brains of our expert panel for wise wisdom and industry insight!

The Nintendo 3DS finally made it to America, and Killzone 3 and Crysis 2 released on the PlayStation 3, kicking off the era of 3D gaming on two fronts, hand-held and console. But is this a revolution worth having?


Master Chief Halo

 

 

'The glasses make me look stupid."

- Master Chief, Halo 3

 

 

 

 

Lara Croft

 

 

"Oh, admit it...you've wanted me in 3D for years."

- Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

 

 

 

 

Mr. Game and Watch

 

"If it makes me look cool, I'm all for it. But next time, get me some eyes, m'kay? And a bucket of scotch."

- Mr. Game and Watch, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gears of War Marcus Fenix

 

"Control? Ahhhh...we gotta problem with this 3D thing. I think we're only one-dimensional here. Delta out."

- Marcus Fenix, Gears of War

 

 

 

 

Dante Devil May Cry

 

"Sure, I like a more immersive experience. Usually I just go outside and kill some demons with my motorcycle while we're all flying around in mid-air, but this'll be way better.'

- Dante, Devil May Cry
 

 

 

 

Otacon

 

"It's a fantastic display of technology and human genius! But...it's dangerous, too! I don't know...humanity should learn to live!!! This might help: Another Chinese proverb, this one about cats and maple syrup, I think..."[DISCONNECT]

 - Otacon, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

 

 

 

Mei Ling Metal Gear Solid

 

"I'm breaking in just to say Otacon's a moron. And a virgin."

- Mei Ling, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

 

 

 

 

 

Big Daddy Bioshock

 

"I prefer the innovative use of lenticular screens over stereoscopic imaging and estimate its global commercial market impact will prove far more viable based on...wait, Nintendo's website says the 3DS "has a potential impact on the growth of children’s eyes”? DANGER...MUST! DESTROY! HOOORRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

- Big Daddy, BioShock

 

 

 

Ganon The Legend of Zelda

 

"I have purchased a three-dimensional television from your pathetic Best Buy, boy. Already, the depth of perception is mine, for it is my rightful destiny. I feel queasy...."

- Ganon, The Legend of Zelda

 

 

 

 

Samus Aran

 

 

"3D's fun, but personally I prefer 2D."

 

- Samus Aran, Metroid: Other M

 
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Comments (2)
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March 31, 2011

I love these features!
Mei Ling's line is priceless!

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April 05, 2011

These are so awesome. Keep 'em up!

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