Howdy, folks! Yeah,  yeah -- it's a been a while since the last episode of The Hoe Down, but this week's E3 shenanigans should hopefully make up for it. Oh, and before you ask, no booth babes were harmed in the making of this video. Though they probably wanted to harm me. And I would have liked it -- aww yeah!

Also, I want give mad props to Tracy Peterson of One Two Many for helping shoot and edit this. Without his help, y'all wouldn't have been able to see attractive woman turn me down. And that would have been a damn shame.