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Randy Balma: Municipal Abortionist is not intended for people with photosensitive epilepsy.
This article, however, is intended for everyone.
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“All rise for The Honourable Judge Stuart Matheson. Case 111624: Randy Balma vs. the Municipality.”
“Please be seated. Let’s begin.”
“Mr. Balma, what do you have to say for yourself?”
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Hey, you ever hear of a guy named Randy Balma? He’s sorta famous around these parts—the talk of the town. A trial is taking place right now concerning Mr. Balma. Personally, I’m not interested in what the legal process sees in a man. I’m more curious to know who this guy really is and what I think of him.

Searching for clues on the internet, I found a videogame developer by the monicker Messhof, real name Mark Essen, creator of such cult hit games as Flywrench, Punishment, and one titled Randy Balma: Municipal Abortionist. I thought that Messhof, at some point in time, had ties to Mr. Balma. At least, he knew the guy well enough to include him in the title of a videogame.
I hoped that Messhof could provide genuine information on the man who has so many eyes turned towards him. I emailed Mr. Essen asking for an interview, but he never replied. I felt as though he purposely withheld information. There was something he didn’t want me knowing.
The failed interview had frustrated me, for questions about Mr. Balma still burned in my head. To learn whatever else I could about Randy, I decided to explore for myself the game Messhof had made.
















