Strangely, we can't find the "X" in this new Uncharted 2: Among Thieves multiplayer map.

• This is what the new Uncharted 2 multiplayer map looks like. Contain your excitement, please.

Continue after the break for a DSi LL preview, a bizarro Real Girlfriend Intimate Touching Trailer, and a SOCOM: Fireteam Bravo 3 developer doc.

• The DSi LL is fat. Thing needs to go on a diet stat.

• Real Girlfriend Intimate Touching falsely advertises real, girlfriends, intimate, and touching. OK, maybe not the last two.

• SOCOM: Fireteam Bravo 3 hopes you care about the story. If not, there's always the shooting people part.