What Sega's Strategy Should Be

Me
Sunday, May 30, 2010

If Sega really wants to make a comeback, I suggest making a live-action Sonic movie.  I bet most people think that's a bad idea, and that's exactly the point, because it sounds like such a bad idea that it grabs your attention.  Suddenly people are wondering how Sega will pull it off.  Who will play Sonic?  What will the plot be?  Will Sonic have a human female love interest?  Will this be the worst video game movie of all time?  But there are a few ways this initial pessimism could be turned on its head.  

One:  Big Budget.  Once people see it has a $250 million dollar budget, they'll start to wonder if this is the real deal.  Congratulations, we've just generated hype!

Two:  Big Actors.  Jack Nicholson, Leonardo Dicaprio, Miley Cyrus, and John Leguizamo as Sonic!  This I got to see.  Oh wait, who would play Dr. Robotnik?  Danny Devito?  Jonah Hill?

Three:  Big Director.  Tim Burton, which means of course Danny Elfman does the score.   

And now people wonder if this could be the first good movie based on a video game.  (There have been decent movies, but I don't know if I'd call them good)  Where Mario failed, Sonic will succeed.  Sega's back in the picture, and the icing on the cake... bring Yuji Naka back to develop a new Sonic game to coincide with the release of the movie!

 
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Comments (5)
Phantom
May 30, 2010

This is a flawless strategy. Now that you've solved Sega's dilemma, you should tackle the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. :)

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May 30, 2010

Whether you're joking or not, bravo good sir. Bravo indeed.

Assassin_shot_edited_small_cropped
May 31, 2010

It's all so simple now. How did no-one else think of this?

They could even do a super-slo-mo the first time Sonic starts running, before making everything zoom by. Guarenteed hit.

Me_001
May 31, 2010

Great idea. That strategy looks really sound. And, best of all, it works!

Lance_darnell
May 31, 2010

Great idea, but can I risk ridicule and change Terry Gilliam for Tim Burton? Gilliam's movies are just as artsy, but are actually good. There, I said it.

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