Why 'The King' Would Be 'Teh N00b' at RPGs

Meghan_ventura_bitmob
Monday, July 12, 2010


He can play ball, but rest assured: He's awful at RPGs. 

Editor's note: Meghan demonstrates an excellent way to take a hot topic and relate it to gaming. It's interesting to cast LeBron James in a RPG context. I would never think of leaving a comrade behind in Final Fantasy Tactics or Disciples 3: Renaissance, but that's pretty much what he did to the fans of the Cleveland Cavaliers (and don't forget: ESPN did the same thing to good journalistic practices). -Jason


NBA superstar LeBron James taught me one thing with his decision to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers via free agency to join the Miami Heat (aside from the fact that he’s heartless, greedy, and now officially a jerk): He and I would not play role-playing games the same way. This sounds ridiculous, yes, but I’m pretty sure I’m onto something.

Sitting at a small local bar, my dad and I waited with the rest of the crowd for LeBron’s announcement. We were divided on the issue: I didn’t trust LeBron and thought he would leave, while my dad blindly believed he would stay. That LeBron’s announcement wasn’t in Cleveland was an ill omen (seriously, way to pick Switzerland Connecticut for your announcement).

Both my dad and I didn’t care about LeBron’s announcement—we were concerned about the city that was 30 minutes east of us. Cleveland.

Cleveland needs needed LeBron. While Cleveland does indeed have its highlights, a negative image so bleak that even Clevelanders ridicule the city’s rep overshadows the good. For as long as I can remember (and long before that, to be sure), the once-booming industrial region has been riddled with problems to a Gotham City degree: political corruption, crime, poverty, foreclosure, and homelessness.


Left: When Cleveland sports teams are winning! Right: All other days of the year.

But when the city's sports teams are winning -- which is a rare and auspicious phenomenon, to say the least -- Cleveland is a slightly happier place. The atmosphere is different. The air doesn’t feel as saturated with pollution and depression. You could go as far to say that for the last seven years, LeBron symbolized hope for Cleveland’s luckless sports history. Clevelanders will miss that glimmer, that slight hiccup of positivity. Susan Orlean, who grew up in Cleveland and is a staff writer for The New Yorker, put it best in her blog, “The only good outcome is that Cleveland might now rally around this sense of injury and abandonment.”

So here is the point where LeBron and I would clash on the way we play strategy-RPGs.

 

In videogames, I play to save everybody, whether it's NPCs or party members. I’m the kind of gamer who makes strategic sacrifices just so all of my party members and allies come out alive and well. It’s not easy (or effective. even) to play games like Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions  or Disgaea in this manner, but I feel better when my whole team only comes out with a few scratches rather than a few corpses. I play to win, but I play to win with the least damage possible. Call it "Utilitarianism," I guess.

LeBron, on the other hand, is playing to win and only win. That’s it. He wants a ring so badly that he sacrificed his relationship with an entire city (one that is practically his hometown). He knows how much Cleveland depended on him for the occasional mood-lifting win.

He’s the jerk that kills 100 party members by a quarter of the way through the game just to unlock the special ending. The guy who leaves the party member who has 1 HP to die because it's easier than healing them. He’s your disillusioned rival in Pokémon (don’t worry -- I’m not going to go Professor Oak on this and dive into a lecture on love and friendship).

So where does your playing style fall? Do you play your RPGs like The King, or like this humble games journalist? I’m going to go rally around a sense of injury and abandonment before having a marathon escapism session of Disgaea: Infinite. Let’s grab a stiff drink and some tickets to the next Cavs vs. Heat game!


Meghan Ventura is senior editor/social media coordinator at MyGamer.com, and writes about Japanese video games and culture at her blog, KanjiGames. Follow her on Twitter: @meghanventura. She's so over LeBron James and kind of can't believe she used his Big Decision as a springboard into this discussion.

 
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Comments (21)
Shoe_headshot_-_square
July 09, 2010

Did you get your "right" and "left" mixed up in that caption or is there a deeper meaning to the joke? :)

Meghan_ventura_bitmob
July 09, 2010

Hahah, can I say both? ;) I guess originally I meant to have the right/left reversed, but it works that way too ^^.

Yikes, Poor Cleveland :(

Picture_002
July 09, 2010

I feel for Cleveland. I hated the manner in which 'Bron did. That's was unforgivable. But without going into too deep a sports argument, the idea of him being greedy for going someplace to share the spotlight and possibly lessen his legacy for anything he does accomplish with the help is the sounds of sour grapes and proves what I always thought about fans and media being completely full of spouting the virtues of the athlete that puts winning it all before being the main guy and with max contract (not for want as none of them need money but for the status that does with saying they are the highest paid.) And not to crap on anyone suffering in the this economy because I've done my fair share of that, but if any city's economic health is that tied to one professioanl athlete, it needs to spend a little more time fixing it's actual problems and instead of scapegoating someone making an adult's life and professional choice. 

This time last night I never thought Lebron could made into a sympathic figure. Never underestimate the selfishness, self-righteousness, and proneness to overreaction of  fans, no matter the arena.

To the gaming aspect of this, it depends on the game. I don't spend a lot of time with SRPGs so I'll broaden it out a little. Not every RPG gives you a choice to the savior of all or a complete evil bastard. I don't find one type of character not the other interesting either. Nothing human or relatable about that. So I generally play with an interest of saving as many people as I can, but knowing even the best of causes sometimes has it's losses.

I tried as hard as I could in ME2 to keep my entire team alive and still managed to lose a member. But I also never once felt a need to back and retry. If I'm truly playing within the spirit of a role and not as an acheivement whore or completionist, that's life. It was a suicide mission. I spared the Rachni in the first game and have them a chance to start anew (and well frankly am not comfortable with genocide) and gave the Krogan an opportunity to prove themselves again by allowing giving them their cure.

New_hair_029
July 09, 2010

For years my friends who are Cavs fans have insisted that Lebron wouldn't be selfish towards Cleveland or his fans. Last year I damn near started a brawl in an Ohio bar by suggesting that he would leave at the end of his contract. Sad so sad...

Honestly though, I would have understood if he had left Cleveland without all the fuss, but "The Decision" was what made it unforgivable.

Default_picture
July 09, 2010

Time for Cleveland to reinvent itself.

Mikeminotti-biopic
July 09, 2010

Fellow North Eastern Ohioer here. I am still feeling the sting of Lebron leaving, and the immediate irrelevance of the once mighty cavs. I'd be lying if I didn't say I am somewhat unreasonably furious at Lebron right now. What, maybe reasonably furious.

Great article! Also, screw Lebron.

That jerk.

I need to go cry now.

Lance_darnell
July 10, 2010

I have absolutely no idea who LeBron is, but after the video game comparison I feel know I do! hehe

Jayhenningsen
July 10, 2010

While I have no real personal investment in this issue, I thought Drew Carey had a good response to the issue on NPR: [url]http://n.pr/ao4C1O[/url]

Pic
July 12, 2010

What a jerk! I bet Barret would beat his ass.

Phantom
July 12, 2010

I'll preface this by saying that I think Lebron is an egotistical jackass for the way in which he turned his free agency into a media circus.

That being said, Lebron owes nothing to Cleveland. You said it yourself: He only cares about winning. That SHOULD be the mentality of a professional athlete. He spent seven years in Cleveland, and has no ring to show for it. He is now on a team that has a good shot at winning the title. Athletes do that all the time. You can say what you want about loyalty, but for most athletes, it all comes down to winning.

Default_picture
July 12, 2010

Hey I'm from Miami, and when the news broke I was extremely excited and grew new found love for my hometown team. I really feel for Cleveland fans and the way he did it was wrong, but he has chosen a very hard path and purposely taken a huge blow to his image, willingly. He sacrificed millions and chose to not be the header of the team, taking the secondary role in all the new promos. Lebron should be looked upon as one who is a true teamplayer, and definitely had to outgrow his small market team that sadly couldn't deliver him a title.

Jason_wilson
July 12, 2010

@William Here's the sad news for Heat fans: The threesome could be broken up after their first year together. http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/07/11/could-miamis-super-team-be-broken-up-after-one-year/

Demian_-_bitmobbio
July 12, 2010

I bet he'd be pretty good at Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8

Assassin_shot_edited_small_cropped
July 13, 2010

Wow, I think you rubbed someone the wrong way ;)

The mysteriously named "A" is kind of scary in his/her fanboyism.

Picture_002
July 13, 2010

@Richard Scary, no. I've seen that level of classless rant before in many a sports bar.That's not a mentality you fear. That's a mentality Mr. T has granted us the license to pity.

Mikeminotti-biopic
July 13, 2010
Whoa. Did that actually just happen. P.S. LeBron James still sucks.
Default_picture
July 13, 2010

And here I thought typing in All-Caps was something we were working hard to stamp out on the internet. 

Interesting slant for an article! I myself don't follow the volleyball, but kudos!

Default_picture
July 13, 2010

A, the sports forums on the internet are this way. ------------->

Jason_wilson
July 13, 2010

@A Your comment has been deleted for its personal attacks and anti-Semitic remark. We do not condone personal attacks in comments, and we certainly do not allow racial and cultural insults. 

Jason Wilson, Managing Editor, Bitmob.com

Me
July 13, 2010

I don't understand the hubbub about this guy, but I don't follow professional sports because I have no skin in the game. Maybe if I had a family member on a team or made my living off sports I'd care, video games are my pastime,  not spectating at games I don't actually play.

Complaining about LeBron seems as ridiculous as bitching out an actor for holding out for a $100 million paycheck. These athletes are in this for money, fame, and fortune - so why even act hurt when something like this happens?

Anyone who thinks that a basketball player has any sense of loyalty for their team or city is just asking themselves to have their heart broken, and generally-speaking I'm hardened and cynical enough that I can't ever feel bad for someone who voluntarily steps into harm's way and gets hurt. I only feel bad for people who get hurt through no fault of their own.

Picture_002
July 13, 2010

@Dennis - If you've ever lost your mind over a video game announcement, what wasn's shown at a press conference, partake in one end of another of a flame war, or partaked in one of the other countless immature, ridiculously entited stereotypical gamer gripes, you might understand this a little more than you think. Ultimately, you just read the lamenting of a fan. And if this is ridiculous, so has every whine a "hardcore" gamer has done over game companies catering to the mainstream,  no longer having LAN support for their PC or every other thing gamers lose their heads over that are prudent business decisions. This is someone you've probably seen all the time as a gamer, whether you've done it or not. So I'm hoping you feel gamers ask for it when they voluntarily stop into harms way expecting a publisher, developer or console maker to not look after the bottom line. It's only fair :)

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