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Nintendo's hardware strategy has fully shifted toward inspiring game makers to madcap creativity. And so far, game makers are failing.
Friday, December 09, 2011 | Comments (8)
POST BY THIS AUTHOR (49)
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How awesome are the bonus stages in the "new Mega Man"? A combined 45.5 Nerdgasm Score, that's how awesome.
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You think StarTropics is good? Just wait until you play StarTropics.
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The 360 version of Dragon Age 2 doesn't display properly on SDTVs. Should we still expect it to?
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Microsoft's Gears of War 3 screw up, GTA4 as an edutainment title, Hideo Kojima's product placement defense, and more.
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Pac-Man on Saturn's moon, BioWare's terribly ill-conceived April Fools gag, Spider-Man's multiple personality disorder, and more.
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Nintendo's 3D bafflement, Sony's twisted logic in response to Nintendo's 3D bafflement, Hollywood gets the cold shoulder from Nintendo, and EA's lackluster Madden NFL 11 tease.
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Jamie Foxx joins a game-based movie that doesn't need to exist, Kratos breaks real hands, social networks meet video game assassins, and more.
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The good and bad of Sony's Move, Street Fighter's craziest character ever, DLC scams, and more.
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ApocalyPS3 in hindsight, the new freedoms on XBL, Activision's embrace of the dark side, and more.
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Nintendo's magical fan manipulation, Doritos's ridiculous pro-gamer combine, Tecmo's Dead or Alive: Paradise porn defense, and more.
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Leona Lewis's FF13 shilling, Missile Command movie insanity, an appreication of Bobby Kotick, and more
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Activision's honest Call of Duty assessment, NeoGAF's societal contributions, and a zinger-fueled X10 news rundown.
COMMENTS BY THIS AUTHOR (71)
"Hah, talk about oppositie ends of the spectrum. :P

But like I mentioned about reviewers probably no longer owning SDTVs, a lack of 3D coverage may also have something to do with a lack of logistics. It's hard for a freelancer to review (or otherwise cover anything to do with) a 3D PS3 game if they don't have the TV to display one. And you can bet publications sure as shit aren't going to be handing those things out to make the coverage possible."

Friday, March 11, 2011
"Hey Brett!

In my defense, here's the thing: We have TWO HDTVs in the house.

But now here's the part where I embarrasingly admit I still live with my parents. :P One HDTV is in the family room and the other in my parents' room. So there's usually always someone watching TV in the family room when I'm home, so I'd rather just plays games on my standard def TV in my room.

Yes, I could easily purchase an HDTV, BUT I'm planning to move fairly soonish, so I'm balancing the pros and cons of buying one now vs. saving up more money for the move (possibly across the country), and also the annoyance of buying a new TV just to go through the annoyance of moving it with all my other stuff.

So that's kind of my point: Yes, SDTVs are dead and everyone should just upgrade. But there are still reasons for why lots of people haven't. Check out the BioWare tech forum -- there are a couple of threads full of people complaining about this same glitch.

Which gets to my other point: it's a shitty situation for people still clinging to SDTV, but I understand there has to come a point where the games industry moves on completely. But again: Can't they at least let people know their games won't work properly on SDTVs first?"

Friday, March 11, 2011
"I am so completely 100% in favor of Doc Ock."
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
"Yeah. I'm kind of a big fan. :P

And I would call it a...review of the CONCEPT. Because that way, I can get away with not calling it a pre-mature review and maintain any kind of critical credibility."

Sunday, April 04, 2010
"The "boing boing" sound effect was a nice touch."
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
"My only proven methods of combating writer's block thus far: 1) Write something else that isn't giving me trouble, even if it has nothing to do with what I NEED to write. 2) Waste time on Facebook. Which leads to... 3) Procrastinate until it's really, really late at night, and extreme exhaustion has eliminated all my mental inhibitions."
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
"Oh. Well, then you're just wrong about Blade Runner. ;)

And trust me, the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven is even more drastically different than with Blade Runner. It restores like 40 minutes of movie (much of it character development stuff) that the studio forced Scott to cut out because they were afraid the running length wouldn't let them show the movie often enough each day, and therefore hurt grosses. But the director's cut is really a great epic -- better than Scott's own Gladiator, if you ask me, but I'm aware I'm likely in the minority in that opinion."

Monday, March 22, 2010
"@Mike: Which version of Blade Runner did you see? If it was the original theatrical cut, I wouldn't blame you -- the narration really ruins it. But try watching "The Final Cut" -- it changes quite a few things (including ditching the Ford voice over), all for the better.

And on the subject of Ridley Scott director cuts, Kingdom of Heave: The Director's Cut is also a great movie. For reals."

Monday, March 22, 2010
"Dude, the SMB movie is one of the worst things ever wrought by mankind!

Seriously, how the balls is this thing a goomba: http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/goomba.bmp

I get what you're saying about so-bad-it's-good, but I dunno, man...I just don't know. Maybe MK falls into that category, but Dennis Hopper as Bowser ranks among the worst ideas in the artistic history."

Monday, March 22, 2010
"Fun fact: David Belle, the man widely regarded as the most influential creator of modern-day parkour, apparently served as "parkour coordinator" for the movie. Yup.

Also, I think many gamers consider the first Mortal Kombat a good movie because many of us watched it when we were a lot younger and still super into Mortal Kombat and convinced ourselves it rocked, and we haven't revisited it recently enough since. It truly was a bad movie."

Monday, March 22, 2010
"number 3, I was 100% certain it was Tom"
Thursday, February 11, 2010
"ote]...and the Russian character is named Vodka Drunkenski...[/quote] Holy crap that's awesome. I really wish I got around to playing Punch Out!"
Wednesday, February 10, 2010