JASMINE MALEFICENT REA
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Hi! I'm a staff writer here at Bitmob and a retro game enthusiast. When I'm not boring you to tears with gaming history and retro commercials, I am an amateur chef and full-time college student.
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If you've been looking for blank GameCube development discs, this auction is for you.
Thursday, May 24, 2012 | Comments (0)
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Skylanders' success will cause an inevitable boom in the interactive toy/video game market. That future isn't worth living in if it doesn't involve ponies.
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No matter what Bitmob staffer Jasmine Rea does, Diablo III doesn't want to work.
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Atelier Meruru is a fun and vibrant role-playing game that finally gets that being accessible doesn't mean it's easy.
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This recipe for mushroom stew is a bit more complicated than the version found in Minecraft, but it still looks delicious
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Mixing alcohol and energy drinks is often a dubious venture, but these Final Fantasy-inspired drinks make it sound delicious.
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Sometimes weird, unlicensed games can be worth tons of money. This unassuming NES cartridge is a quiet goldmine if you can find it.
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Artist Chris Lange's Punch-Out collages prove that not all retro-game art needs to be pixelated.
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If you've ever looked at your iPhone and wished it was more like a Dragon Quest slime, this cute little case is for you.
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When Amazons have to rescue all the men, it ends up looking a lot like the 1986 Squaresoft game King's Knight.
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This amazing Angry Birds mock-up asks the question: What if this game was a Game & Watch title?
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The greatest irony is eating Pac-Man for lunch. This delicious-looking bento makes it possible.
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Dragon Ball Z Kinect is a silly and exhausting nonstop fight scene, and that's totally awesome.
COMMENTS BY THIS AUTHOR (574)
"the link in the story should be working just fine."
Sunday, May 13, 2012
"I do enjoy a good gummy snack, but if they're based on anything, that anything best be Scooby Doo. 

I tripped over one of the giant Angry Birds Gummies displays and vowed to never eat them."

Thursday, April 26, 2012
"Hey guys,

What I meant by that was mapping the stylus controls to something else. If I could move with the face button and target with the circle pad I'd be all for it. But just swapping the circle pad isn't fixing anything. "

Friday, March 30, 2012
"I was going to say "All the dudes I work with totally duded this problem by dudishly saying throw a towel on it."

Honestly, I forgot who said it first. Sowwies"

Thursday, March 29, 2012
"Advertising is a tricky, tricky thing. There are more loopholes for companies to get out of complaints than for customers to actually receieve compensation and satisfaction. I have seen these bundles myself and they are moderately misleading, but I often assume anything with AT&T on it will ask me to pay for it  first.

I hope this ends well for you, dude. "

Monday, March 26, 2012
"Won't update the goddamn map? Deserves to get murdered my monsters. Simple as that. "
Monday, March 26, 2012
"Come on, Rune Saber is totally well-known! To...Atlus fans...."
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
"Exactly. Designers should take into consideration that while sleek looks nice, being able to hold something comfortably is more important. 

I didn't start having a real problem with this until the GBA, where handhelds started getting thinner and thinner. "

Thursday, February 09, 2012
"I'm waiting to hear back from Acitivsion on this, but there will be new shipments of Skylanders. many of the figures are getting re-released, some in unusual forms. You can now own a regular Chop Chop, legendary Chop Chop, or gold or silver Chop Chop. Each one has a different stat set, but fundementally work the same.

There was a timed release on many of the figures,  and a lot of retailer specific toys are now very hard to find. I hope in the coming months that Activision will rectify this.

The figures are pretty much guaranteed sellers now, so they'd be crazy not to manufacture more. "

Thursday, January 26, 2012
"totally got the dopey pink dragon. mostly because I call it the "Dopey pink dragon." "
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
"I for one welcome our new VentureBeat overlords. "
Friday, January 13, 2012