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Halo: Reach's beta test is now live on XBL, but is it worth the people playing it?
Monday, May 03, 2010 |
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Associated Press sent one lucky gamer this article about Activision...from the future! Could it hold any real truths?
Friday, April 30, 2010 |
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Activision decides to up the price of map packs by $5. Aren't they unpopular enough as it is?
Monday, March 15, 2010 |
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"I would go with MvC2, but it's a game that really isn't fun if you don't play against people your own skill level. My friends aren't good enough to keep up with me and the crazy people online are too godlike to hit twice, let alone win against. I'm going to go with Spider-Man 2, if only because it showed me how good an open world super hero game could be. Hopefully, Batman: Arkham City raises that bar some more later on..."
Sunday, January 23, 2011
"If ever I have the money, I SHALL live in a concrete recreation of an NES. Or at the very least, that's how my garage will look."
Monday, May 24, 2010
"Kudos to you sir, kudos. Any achievement that cannot be measured in points or trophies that gives you that level of satisfaction is far more worthwhile than 1000 gamerscore points any day of the year. I should dig out one of the versions of that game before 3D Dot Game Heroes gets here from Amazon and kick Ganon's piggy ass again.
Oh, and good luck doing the second quest without help... You're gonna need it, but it would be REALLY amazing."
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
"Not sure if anyone will find it interesting, but my best JC2 moment was climbing on top of a fighter jet, surfing it as it taxied to the runway, attaching an approaching guard to it and listening to his yell as we took off. I looked around and realized that despite being dragged through a JET TAKEOFF, the dude was still alive and screaming. I climbed in the plane and did a few barrel rolls. Funniest thing in the world, because after I leveled off, the momentum meant the dude attached was looping me AND still screaming. Doppler effect as I'd watch him circle... "....aaaaAAAAaaaa......aaaaAAAAAaaaaa....aaaaAAAAAaaa..." I lauged for 10 minutes about that before ejecting and letting the plane hit the side of a mountain. Good times."
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
"Awesome! Thanks for putting it on the front page, my first article to get there ever! Woot! Also, great art for the GH: Nickelback cover, it helps sell the whole thing a lot better. Thanks Bitmob staff!"
Friday, April 30, 2010
"OF COURSE I'm kidding!!! The whole thing is a joke article. Just made me laugh when I wrote it, so I thought I'd post it."
Monday, April 19, 2010
"I suppose you have a point... if someone's going to go for evil, it might as well be blatant evil. Why hide who/what you truly are? I salute you Mr Kotick... oh, and the ants will be eating you soon."
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
"not sure which offends me more about this game, that Mario & Luigi appear by name in their "Mustache Ride" or that PETA thinks this will change ANYTHING. "Chickens in at the McDonald's suppliers kill them in very cruel and painful ways." Well yes, DEATH is like that. Death hurts, period. However, chicken is delicious. Very delicious, especially when barbecued. My argument will win out 9 times out of 10. Maybe PETA should focus on making chicken taste worse, better use of their time.
If the message was "Stop killing chickens" I'd feel all right about it, because that's an extremist message that I can just ignore. This seems like a very strange position to take for an organization that claims to support animal welfare. They just want chickens to be protected by the Constitution and avoid cruel and unusual punishment. On the plus side, chicken voters! Up with the Foul Party! McKluck in the White House by 2016!
And, let's face it, if a chicken could kill you... it would. I've played [i]Legend of Zelda[/i], chickens are violent, murderous birds who attack at the slightest provocation (like stabbing one with a mythical, evil banishing sword 8 or 9 times) and are practically invincible. I assume the only way TO kill them is a cruel and painful method. Fight sarcasm with sarcasm, I alway"
Sunday, February 21, 2010
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I'm Jeff man... Antonio was above me. And you're right, plus it proves how little people research things before they let Roland Emmerich make a movie aob"
Friday, January 29, 2010
"! Didn't you hear the epic sounding but ultimately techno music? Just like Mortal Kombat! And the fight scenes look amazingly well choreographed & such! Also, ROBERT PATRICK! He was great in Terminator 2, I didn't even know he'd done movies since... I wonder why I've never heard of any...
This movie, like the TMNT live action flicks and Surf Ninjas, are among my childhood favorites. You got to see fighting and hear about the ancient races who had amazingly powerful magic, but are no longer in existence (just like they Mayans, who predicted the end of the world in 2012, but didn't see the Conquistadors on their doorstep). Awesome trailer t"
Thursday, January 28, 2010
"sts 'n Gobblin'... that's fantastic.
I'll try my hand at a couple, but I doubt they'll be that witty. Let's start with the [i]Halo[/i] series
[i]Halo: Combat Evloves[/i] becomes[i]The Adventures of Mater Cheif: Pistol Beats Everything[/i]
[i]Halo 2[/i] becomes [i]The Adventures of Mater Cheif: Defending Earth...[/i] ...for one level.
[i]Halo 3[/i] becomes [i]The Adventures of Mater Cheif: Saving the Girl[/i] (cause otherwise, she won't stop interrupting my game, damn it)
Lastly, the entire [i]Metal Gear Solid[/i] series should be retitled [i]Wha."
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
"t has to be one of the most blasphemous, sacreligious and FREAKING AWESOME things I've ever seen! Damned cool, I likes"
Thursday, January 07, 2010
