JAZZ ENGLISH
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I'm Seventeen. Want to write for EGM one day. I annoy 1up and IGN editors every chance I get (PAX stalking, sneaking in to the 1up office building, etc.) I write for Kombo.com and don't write for Bitmob as much as I would like to.
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Newvegasvista
A New Vegas Wastelander shares a story of triumph and defeat.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 | Comments (2)
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Dragon-age-2-trailer-01-500x341
Kombo (I USED to work there) kind of imploded... This happened right after PAX and right after I worked my self to the bone writing up preview after preview. So, even though none of this is relevant any more, I will post these previews for you lovely Bitmobers (and to link to in resumes). For the third of these (Dragon Age II), hit the jump!
Bastion
Kombo (I USED to work there) kind of imploded... This happened right after PAX and right after I worked my self to the bone writing up preview after preview. So, even though none of this is relevant any more, I will post these previews for you lovely Bitmobers (and to link to in resumes). For the second of these (Bastion), hit the jump!
Scaled
Kombo (I USED to work there) kind of imploded... This happened right after PAX and right after I worked my self to the bone writing up preview after preview. So, even though none of this is relevant any more, I will post these previews for you lovely Bitmobers (and to link to in resumes). For the first of these (Tron: Evolution), hit the jump!
Numbers
Numbers and statistics help ruin immersion in video games. Can we survive without them?
Bnet
Anonymity-based message boards are playgrounds for trolls. Blizzard attempted to remedy this by displaying real names on the Battle.net forums; After unexpected backlash from the community, however, it was decided to keep the anonymity -- a decision that will hurt the fans and the games themselves.
2guys_1title
My thank you and apology to the Bitmob community in regards to this first year.
Pokemon-heartgold-and-soulsilver-coming-to-america-in-spring-2010
This is my entry for the Bitmob First-Person Writer Challenge. It is from the point of view of a gaming teen who becomes addicted to Pokemon: HeartGold. This is a fictional story based on things that have happened to friends of mine. I haven't actually played Pokemon: HeartGold and don't plan on playing it or any other Pokemon game ever.
2guys_1title
COMMENTS BY THIS AUTHOR (277)
"Mic test, 1 2, what is this?"
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
"Been looking for a game to start my summer off with! @PROPER_JAZZ... Is it weird that I sort of expect to win this because of all the contests I've won through Bitmob :P Don't let me down! "
Friday, June 17, 2011
"Word is PS4 is in dev... After what has been dissappointment after dissappointment from the way Sony has handled the PS3... I might not be on the bandwagon for the next console. And this is coming form a total Sony fan boy, here!"
Thursday, May 26, 2011
"Sent! "
Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Am I still eligible if, when reading this, I squealed like a girl?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011
"Shoe, you know just how to get me posting again."
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
"My mom doesn't have a job right now... And she's paying for things like my advance school fees. She also has to deal with the fact that me being a vegetarian cost more in food... I played the game. I'm going to go give her a hug now."
Monday, February 28, 2011
"@Alex: If you can lose your self completely (in a way that probably isn't healthy) to a game, play it. Makes for a amazing ride."
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
"Woo! Oh wait, now I don't have an excuse for not posting things. Guess I'll have to post more often!"
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
"@Donald: How does the Bag of Holding compare to other messengers? I almost picked it up but passed in favor for a messenger that switches into a traditional back pack transformers style (Only to discover that I NEVER wear it as a oldschool backpack)."
Sunday, January 30, 2011
"Woh! I won! Wait, It's a writer prize? I posted something in the last 3 months? No memory of this."
Friday, December 03, 2010