All blog entries tagged with disgruntled-vegetable

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Athlete's Lawsuit Against Sony Deemed Publicity Stunt

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

(Week of the Vegetable - Final Day) Breaking News: A judge ruled that a quarterback's lawsuit against Sony was simply a hoax to draw attention to the immersive atmosphere created by 3D technology.

Sunday, July 25, 2010 | Comments (1)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Local Man Exploits Glitch in Spacetime, Banned from Universe

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

(Week of the Vegetable - Day 6) Breaking News: A man finds a glitch in the fabric of the universe and exploits it for his own gain before he is banned from existence by the Heavenly Admin.

Saturday, July 24, 2010 | Comments (4)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Opinion - You Darn Kids Stay Off My Lawn!

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

(Week of the Vegetable - Day 5) Opinion by Robert Chumblum: Gamers these days are a bunch of whining pansies who are too used to "good" graphics and low difficulty. They also have no sense of commitment when it comes to long, mundane tasks like grinding.

Friday, July 23, 2010 | Comments (0)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Casual Game Takes Realism to Whole New Level

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

(Week of the Vegetable - Day 4) Breaking News: A publisher has announced a new title, called "My Babiez", which promises to revolutionize casual gaming with its intense realism. Players will experience giving birth and raising a crying infant like never before.

Thursday, July 22, 2010 | Comments (0)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Study - Video Games Not a Primary Cause of Obesity

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

(Week of the Vegetable - Day 3) Study: Researchers have come to a shocking conclusion--video games do not directly cause people to gain weight. A study has shown that a person can in fact play video games and be physically fit.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010 | Comments (0)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Man Charged With Neglecting Virtual Pets

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

(Week of the Vegetable - Day 2) Breaking News: A local man has been arrested for mistreating hundreds of virtual creatures, including Tamagotchis, Nintendogs, Pokemon, and piñatas. Also, the activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Virtual Animals (PETVA) explains its views concerning these crimes.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 | Comments (3)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Publisher Devises New Way to Combat Piracy

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

Breaking news: A game publisher solves the industry's piracy problem by forcing gamers to travel to its offices in order to play games that they buy. Of course, there are a few other minor stipulations as well...

Monday, July 19, 2010 | Comments (4)

The Disgruntled Vegetable: Congress Passes Bill to Provide Health Bars for Troops

by Max Besong, COMMUNITY WRITER

Breaking News in the Gaming World: WASHINGTON -- In a surprisingly bipartisan decision, both the United States Senate and House of Representatives unanimously approved of funding to provide the nation's Armed Forces with Health Bars in order to protect the troops' safety...

Friday, March 12, 2010 | Comments (2)