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In terms of pure surreality, Konami's media briefing bested the Cirque du Soleil of Microsoft's Kinect event and the laser tag and don't-call-it-a-vitality-sensor of Ubisoft's press event. When else will you see luchadores in teeny bikinis, a multicultural Abbott and Costello schtick, and Def Jam mogul Russell Simmons, all in the span of two hours?