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Okay okay okay.
I absolutely...POSITIVELY ,ERGONOMICALLY ? ? ! NEED THIS STARCRAFT II KEY FOR A COUPLE OF LIFE CHANGING REAONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS WELL IF I DO NOT GET IT, I WILL FOLLOW THROUGH WITH MY RANSOM, THAT IS POSTING PICTURES OF "SHOE" IN THE TOTAL NUDE AND PLAYING JENGA WITH A GROUP OF WILD BOJANGALING MONKEY BUTTS.
Okay, so in a nut shell, I am a tottalllyyy hott, sexxxy, gaming babe who has a rack of a morbidly sized orangutan.
Allow me to tell you a little bit about my self, I'm 5ft 4 , 115lbs, 34D , blonde hair and blue eye's.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, Starcraft,being poor and not being able to "test" SC2 on my PC so I have no idea if it work's and if I buy it and it doesn't work, I'm out $60 and I won't be able to feed my family of 19 for that week, so I need to make sure it's a valuable purchase, so I can be happy but my family of 19 will still not eat, but it's okay, I'll still get to play Starcraft 2.
I am a total babe, some would say a total babe-a-tron in the nerd world, or a babeanator. I use LINUX as my main system but I also have a Windows 7 computer as well, it's the bee's knees.
No but really, I'm poor as shit, I have a computer that's a couple month's old and has a decent integrated graphics card on it and I really want to try out Starcraft 2, to make sure my computer can at least respectably play this game, here me out first.
I haven't played Starcraft in a while, I recently uploaded the first one onto my computer and started to get back into it, I've been watching videos non-stop of it and reviews and spent countless hours looking into information about running it on my PC, I was sent a beta test invite but my friend ended up STEALING it as I had left my e-mail account information saved on his PC, he didn't tell me until I complained for almost a day straight that I had been sent a beta test key and how excited I was to try it out and how it didn't work and it was saying it was used, after almost a week he then dropped the bomb on me, after the beta as up.
TOTAL LET DOWN!
Then as par of my string of bad luck, I get a bill from the IRS stating I owe over 5k in back taxes, I do not know why in the beggining of August they decided to do this, but it sucks.
Bottom line, my job sucks, bills suck, my life sucks, my wife hates videogames and all I want to do is put on my headphones, sit back and relax and enjoy some starcraft 2 for a few day's and phase out all the annoying things in life, I'm 25, married and in debt up to my eyeballs and all I do is work.
I get paid next week, and would really be happy if something went right in my life and someone hooked me up with a guest pass after I've been screwed out of the beta and screwed out of life, this way I can find out of I like it and if it really work's on my computer and not what some lame site say's for the "requirements" worst comes to worst, if the game run's like crap on my computer, which I doubt it, I'll just give it to another friend who would put it to good use and let him hold down my battle.net account for a few day's and make him happy.
Help me out bit mob, and give this man some peace and mind!!!
VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (p.s. if you vote for me, there will be some cake at the end, no really...I promise)
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