5 Job Alternatives Mario Should Consider

Mario's line of work doesn't really lend itself to stomping mobile mushrooms and flying turtles. Perhaps a more action-oriented or problem-solving career change is in order?

Cartoonist H. Caldwell Tanner has five alternatives that Mario might consider. We'd really like to see Super Mario: Extreme Aviation become a reality [Bezbrige via Geekologie]:

The rest of the job spread is after the jump.

Comments (5)

genious.
Keith Ohara , January 04, 2010
It brings me joy to see that even Mario has a little bit of a Jack Bauer in him.
Jonathan Nguyen , January 04, 2010
Maybe Nintendo should consider implementing a Final-Fantasy-style job system in the next Mario game. On second thought...
Max Besong , January 04, 2010
I vote for Ninja as the best idea. Nice one
Gerard Delaney , January 04, 2010
This comic brings into question the reality of the Mushroom Kingdom and its relation to Mario. I always thought that the Kingdom was so damn hostile to Mario precisely because he is a plumber. The pipes are definitely an homage to his profession. Mario's enemies--mushrooms, turtles, reptiles--are associated with uncleanliness (maybe a loose connection to alligators in sewers). The plants represent a plumber's worst fear: something that clogs a pipe and also wants to kill you. The coins are a manifestation of his need to earn money through the toil of plumbing.

The Mushroom Kingdom isn't real; it's a Freudian nightmare world that traps a poor Italian plumber.
Spencer Gregory , January 05, 2010

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