As most of the Playstation owners care to say that Fat Princess is out for the PS3. With the imprints of battle ever forged into my mind one will start to wonder what the hell. Since I am at work no pictures will be in this article, but will put some up after work. So this is where my tale begins.
On a small canyon deep inside the heart of the on-line jungle I created the playing field for 14 people. Not wanting to many people I tried to keep it small and fun. Hearing a voice call out to me for cake I followed her command. She was being held captve by us, but the urge to feed her was even more over whelming. So I started to feed her full of cake untill I saw this blue solider with the name BITMOB-Lance riding up the side of the castle.
Lance swiftly stopped me in my tracks while I was feeding his princess full of cake. Our battle raged on as he hacked my wood chopper to pieces. One I was beaten a swarm of red bots came to my aid and defeated Lance due to his lack of strenght to carry a rather large women. Yes I made sure she was large and very much in charge of asking for mor cake. Our war went on till our guys brought back the princess. As the time ran down it went far enough we got the victory of the might Lance.
Are crusades did not stop just at the canyon as we teamed up later this night with a few of my friends. Finally being on the same team we started to see more people start joining in the fun of carrying a rather large women to her thrown. There was a sense of fun and learning controls this night as not much strategy went into play. When strategy was in play the other team was the ones doing this strategy on us.
With many more nights still to be had I had to let my brothers in arms go. I said thank you to Titan Studios & Sony silently while powering off for a great game that I hav save my points for. I am still glad I bough this over Battlefield 1943, but my tales will go on over time because I will remember the last words of the final game I played as I will end with those said words here. "I got the little pecker"
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My one concern is that Fat Princess REQUIRES good teamwork to do almost anything significant in that game. People on PSN aren't too chatty or do not have a mic at all so I hope that as the game become more popular, more people will invest in a bluetooth to really enjoy Fat Princess.
Also this would be a good community game to play it we could get enough people for private slots of course.
I appears that the easiest way to regain health is to just stop, and sit down and eat some cake. However, if you are near a control tower, simply enter the tower, then jump off it, and then enter again. Each time you do this you will get One Full Heart back, and you do not have to leave yourself defenseless.
And as far as the Mic goes for people on PSN, some guy last night said it best "If you can afford a $500 PS3, you should be able to afford a $15 mic"
Oh yeah and we will run the bitmob team next week when i am on of course.
If I find an online map I will link to it
I find defense is usally better with games that have like 16 vs 16 since its rare to find 16 people organized enough that offense is worth going into. I like the worker to boost the houses then just archer for defense. I also like stuffing the girl with enough cake to keep her girth up
And thank sweet Allah that there are no spies....
And I have come across a very interesting strategy. When bring the enemies' princess back to her prison after the other team have failed to get her back, instead of bringing her to the prison, drop her in a blindspot on the map. Even if the other team can see her on the map, it will take them longer to figure out what blind spot she is in.
Also, if you are playing without any of the Bitmob group and are by yourself, there are two strategies to use:
1. Stay by the Princess, play defense, upgrade your machines, feed the Princess, cut down any enemies coming in.
2. This is my favorite. Find a Outpost somewhere on the map and go and take it, and then use the overview map to see when the attackers are coming, and use the Outpost as a defense to wipe them out. Unless I am facing more than three people, this strategy works.
At the end of a match the leading scorer of the winning team gets turned into the Grim Reaper, and the leading scorer of the losing team turns into a Giant Chicken... Beautiful
Lastly, when the game starts DO NOT forget to build the Castle doors. Nothing ends the game quicker.
I always lean toward upgrading the Ranger (archers) first. I play as a worker regularly and I don't think the bomb helps too much really. Then again, my favorite class is the Ranger.
Definitely Workers. Each machine takes about 3 pieces of ore to upgrade, so the first goal should always be getting one or two of them upgraded. I like the Ranger, but as soon as Warriors learn to block, I will be killed. Until then, a circle-strafing Ranger is hard to beat one on one.
@James - If you are on later, I suggest we stick to small groups of three or four. A Priest, a Warrior, a two Rangers. Oh, and the bombs are awesome for holding choke points.
@Toby - Is that why out Ranger machine never got upgraded??? hehe
And here are ways I have seen people get the 6 kills in a second:
Grab the big bomb, take the catapult into the other base, activate it, and run!
Magicians.... A good Magician can wipe out armies with their area attack.
