Well, This is Touching: Nintendo DSi Porn

Written by Michael Donahoe

Before we begin this post, we want to let all you fine readers out there know that we do not support taking nudie shots with your DSi camera. That is just gross. Unless you're a smokin' chica. Then it's hot. Just kidding! Haha. But seriously -- hot chicks, send us your photos!

Again, just kidding. Naked people (hot or not) is just plain downright icky. That's why we totally barfed when we saw these semi-NSFW shots from a recent photo shoot from alternative porn site Suicide Girls [via TinyCartridge]:

Eww! Put on some clothes. And take a shower -- you're filthy! And so are we by association. Excuse us while we purify our souls in the shower. A hot, steamy shower. Mmmmm.

Continue after the break for another shot, one that you can click to see full filth. Before you get too excited, just know -- we're watching you!

Comments (12)

I knew it! Nintendo built nudity blur INTO their camera! What's why the picture quality is so iffy! CONSPIRACY!!!

But seriously....what?

Jeffrey Sandlin , September 02, 2009

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@Jeffrey, congratulations on beating Lance, who is usual first to comment on everything.

Rich McGrath , September 02, 2009

Lance would definitely have been the first to comment on THIS, but Lance is a little out of it this morning....er...afternoon... oh, and:

Lance Darnell , September 02, 2009

HORNBALL!!!!

Lance Darnell , September 02, 2009

This is...pretty stupid.

Reminds me of that image of the girl straddling the Halo 3 Master Chief helmet that made the rounds awhile back.

I'm trying now to imagine what proper "video-gamer pr0n" would look like, but the logistics of trying to have an intimate moment while getting a high-score and filming/photographing the entire endeavor are just too much for me.

Perhaps they should abandon trying to pornography and audience whose common-ground involves actually an activity instead of a look. It's easy to do cheerleader porn because it's a look, you put some poor girl in an outfit and you've got it. It's another thing to do, say, skydiving porno because now you've got to stack one activity atop of another (BA DUM PSHH).

Daniel Fecteau , September 02, 2009

"Alternative Porn" jajajajajaj such a ridiculous concept, but yeah I've heard it thrown around from time to time jajaja we have the Hipsters of the world to thank for it. Anyways Nintendo just might apply this idea to a DSi Leisure Suit Larry game feauturing DLC and User Generated Content if you catch my sleazy drift.

Roberto Flores , September 02, 2009

No Donawhore parody pics?

Bad form.

Andrew Hiscock , September 02, 2009

Haha, I love my daily fix of Donahoe.

Except you have to stop referencing those Leisure Suit Larry Girls...They give me nightmares.

David Matos , September 02, 2009

Touching is good!

Tony Capri , September 02, 2009

The only thing that actually even makes sense as a 'gaming' porn sort of thing would be cosplay related stuff. but then their would be cross over with anime fans and many gamers just get creeped out by anime fans LOL.

Jeffrey Sandlin , September 03, 2009