Inflatable Pain: Real-Life Zangief Ultra Combo
Written by Michael Donahoe   

Many people think that performing the moves and combos in the Street Fighter series is not possible in real life. Not sure why. Think about like this: Have you ever seen someone conjure up a fireball with their hands? Probably not. But does that prove it's not possible? Of course not! Our theory: Street Fighter moves are totally real. And we have proof.

Turns out a Japanese wrestler recently performed the Street Fighter 4 ultra combo for Russian bear-fighter Zangief in a match. Sounds painful, eh? It'll blow your mind. Or pop it, actually:

See, you really can't get more real than that. Though, they better check the body of the unfortunate victim -- looks a little limp.

Comments (15)

...and boom goes the dynamite. Did they speed this up to make it look cooler, or slow it down so us mortals could tell what's going on?
Travis McReynolds , September 21, 2009
Oh, the good ol' days where I would practice every WWF move on my younger brothers! This guy uses a stuffed doll, not as cool, but I am still impressed by his full-turn pile driver at the end!

I miss Andre the Giant!
Lance Darnell , September 21, 2009
@Travis Oh, please, don't use "boom goes the dynamite." You do know the horrible origins of that phrase, right?
Jason Wilson , September 21, 2009
I do- the use was intentional. Shall I switch to a Dick Vitale 'Yeah baby'?
Travis McReynolds , September 21, 2009
Let's see if this works...

Travis McReynolds , September 21, 2009
I tried to embed it. No dice. Click it like it's hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no&feature;=PlayList&p;=0328333A2B81F951&index;=0
Travis McReynolds , September 21, 2009
What's wrong with saying Boom Goes the Dynamite? Dynamite does go Boom!
Lance Darnell , September 21, 2009
A sportscaster from Ball State used it on a college newscast. He used it to describe a shot in basketball. It was horrible, and it became an Internet sensation.
Jason Wilson , September 21, 2009
@Jason - Okay, in that context it sounds pretty dumb...
Lance Darnell , September 21, 2009
... you'd be surprised at the shit that could happen in real life you take for fantasy. I used to think extreme acts porno chick bitches did in their "films" stayed only in the realm of p-fantasy, but one day I met this chick who had to have been the biggest whore on the planet because the things she did to me were unbelievable and can not be explained here. Let me just say my mind was blown. Really surprising.
Joshua Garcia , September 21, 2009
@Joshua - Okay, WHAT!!!??? Did you say Boom goes the Dynamite to her?
Lance Darnell , September 21, 2009
@ Jason - Wait wait, what's the origins?

@ Lance - Me too! I always watch The Princess Bride when I get nostalgic for him.

That video was great, Donahoe!
J. Cosmo Cohen , September 21, 2009
@ Jason - Okay, I've seen that. But for a brief second I thought maybe you were the sportscaster.
J. Cosmo Cohen , September 21, 2009
@Cosmo No, I learned early that TV wasn't my thing. I have a face for radio and a voice for print.
Jason Wilson , September 21, 2009
@Jason - HEY!!! I think you have a great Radio Voice! Are you saying that I am wrong?
Lance Darnell , September 21, 2009

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