I really am the worst player ever. Ended with 7710 points and 20 tries on the last level.

I did way worse than that, but I really liked this. However, I enjoy being insulted...

Rhythm Heaven is more insulting!

@Brett - Is that why you passed it on?

I'm still angry at that game.

51,590. That dude that constantly stuffs his face into your screen is more annoying than the messages.

The insults didn't affect me one way or the other, but I didn't find the game play particularly compelling. I was bored by the third stage.

Hrm. I dunno how to interprit it. The game was a passible flash game. The insults were to repetitive and general to effect me (i've been insulted much more effectively much to many times for that to really strike a chord.) I think that the game must have some scientific reason to be so arbitrary in it's difficulty. Largely you are just waiting for the game to give you the win as a test of patience more then succeeding due to skill. The items are random in appearance and your collectibles are randomly glowing and often times inaccessible in the amount of time given to you. So it's mostly a 'choose your battles and stay alive' game. Also I noticed that pushing objects is about 17 times more effective then jumping over them. I mostly only ended up jumping when a gold spike few at me. Most of the time the field was too cluttered to jump over anything without landing on something else. I'd like to know what the experiment is precisely about but I suppose if that information got out it might skew the results.