A-Ha: Sonic Crapiness Solved!

By Michael Donahoe
Wednesday, 05 August 2009  

Tags: sonic the hedgehog , Furries are scary

Scientists have been trying to figure out for years how Sonic the Hedgehog went from an awesome video game series to a glut of bad furry art and fictitious marriages. But one artist figured it all out without mixing multi-colored liquids in test tubes. Take a look:

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Next discovery waiting to happen: Toad's gender.

Comments (9)

It is funny that in order for sonic to be good he has to be alone. However I liked being the werehog.
Toby Davis , August 07, 2009
This is way too perfect. Spot-on. So awesome. God, sonic was so cool.
Justin Goers , August 07, 2009
@Toby you're everywhere.
Marco Gutierrez , August 07, 2009
@Marco no I am just getting home from work and about to eat dinner with the family Yeah I been told I comment a bunch.
Toby Davis , August 07, 2009
I sometimes play the original on the Sega Genesis collection on PSP. which I got used for $5!!! And the original still holds a nice place in my heart...
Lance Darnell , August 07, 2009
Who was it at EGM who coined the term "Sonic & His Shitty Friends"?
Benjamin Torrey , August 07, 2009
@Benjamin - That would likely be Seanbaby, or whoever had to review Sonic games after 2000...
Lance Darnell , August 07, 2009
This is hilarious and true.
Carlos Hernandez , August 07, 2009
Pretty funny. Mario somehow picked up a large supporting cast over the years but the games didn't suffer as a result. I wonder why?
Daniel Feit , August 08, 2009

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