Bitmob Spotlight: Retro XBLA Reviews

You'd think that Brian Shirk loves living in the past, considering that he's writing about Wolfenstein, Doom, Marathon, and Duke Nukem. But this Bitmob community contributor didn't need to break out his old 386 or boot up DOSBox to do a retro review of these games; all he needed was his Xbox 360 and Xbox Live Arcade to take a look at the legacies of these classics and evaluate how well they play today.

Wolfenstein 3D
Wolfenstein is often seen as the game that launched the first-person shooter. Brian acknowledges its legacy and enjoys the Nazi killing, but he's not impressed by the gameplay, large levels, and paltry amount of weapons. Dude, this was groundbreaking stuff that amazed us in 1992!

Doom
Doom changed the fledgling FPS landscape when it rolled out in 1993, and Brian appreciates the advances it made over Wolfenstein, such as the wider selection of weapons (Brian seems to have a fixation on guns). He dings it for technical issues with the port and the lackluster multiplayer (it appears few folk are playing its online multiplayer 2 years after its rerelease on Live).

Marathon 2: Durandel
Back when gamemakers cared about the Mac, Marathon was one of the best series of games on the platform. Brian has a soft spot for the series he calls "the predecessor to Halo," and sadly, he discovers that one of childhood favorites isn't aging so well.

Duke Nukem 3D
Duke Nukem's guy-friendly humor and its advances to the FPS genre still make the 1996 game fun, and Brian recommends its single-player. He just wishes more people were still playing the multiplayer portions of the game on Live.

Comments (7)

Just not a fan of the FPS in the XBLA lineup. I wish they would reimagined them like they have done with TMNT and Street Fighter Remix.
Danh Hoang , July 17, 2009
Thank you! Finally someone put Brian's stuff on the front page. There is justice after all! I was worried that these excellent reviews would sit unread in his Bitmob blog. Great pick Jason. Keep em' coming Brian.
Omar Yusuf , July 17, 2009
Also! A plead to all developers: BRING BACK MECHA HITLER! As gamers, we aren't given enough opportunities to shit-kick Hitler into oblivion.
Omar Yusuf , July 17, 2009
Way to go Brian
Toby Davis , July 17, 2009
Thanks for featuring this, Jason.

To Omar and Toby, I appreciate the nice comments.

Dahn, it would be nice if an old-school FPS shooter was remade, and it sounds like your wish might come true with Perfect Dark on XBLA (assuming you liked that game). I couldn't really get into Perfect Dark back in the day, but I'm looking forward to this version, where framerate problems will supposedly no longer be an issue.
Brian Shirk , July 18, 2009
A few months ago, I whipped out my N64 and I was reminded about Perfect Dark's horrendous slow-down issues. There doesn't even have to be much going on for the frame rate to plummet. Sometimes, I just look at a wall, and the game fumbles around with its run-time processes...pathetic.
Omar Yusuf , July 18, 2009
@Brian I don't want to just see old-school FPS games get remakes; it'd be nice to see games from many genres receive remakes. It happens in music and films; I'd like to see it more in games.
Jason Wilson , July 20, 2009

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