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On a lonely planet in the depths of dark space, a young, socially awkward humaniod creature asked his Mom and Dad what he should do during his adventure on Earth. Mom and Dad told him to do what he loved to do most, for only that would bring him true happiness. 20 years later, sporting multi-colored hair, an ipod, and a vast collection of the nerdiest T-shirts known to man, the socially awkward humaniod creature invests in the unsuspecting earthlings to critique and criticize his journalism.