Cameos and guest appearances in video games (take 2)

Mindjack
Tuesday, November 01, 2011

I don't know about you, but I love spotting cameos in games and movies. Some guest appearances and cross-series references are absurd, distracting, or obvious marketing stunts, but I still get a kick out of them. How else could we enjoy watching Solid Snake grope Samus Aran while Sonic and Pikachu fap in the corner?

Here are a few cameos you might have missed.


Tony Hawk met his match.
Doom marine, Shrek, and Darth Maul in Tony Hawk games.

A long time ago, there was an awesome skateboarding franchise called Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. Besides crazy environments to skate in, Neversoft always threw in some mondo hidden characters, like Star Wars' Darth Maul and Jango Fett; Marvel’s Wolverine, Iron Man, and Spider-Man; Doom’s space marine; Shrek; and Benjamin Franklin.


What ever happened to this guy?
Out Run arcade machine in Alex Kidd: High-Tech World.

High-Tech World is one bizarre Alex Kidd game. The big-eared prince’s main objective is to get to an arcade to play Sega games. In the ending sequence, you can see Alex playing Out Run in one of those cool cabinets where you can sit down. Cute.

 

Like a rock.
Sonic in Daytona USA.

I never played Daytona USA, but every time I think about that game, I remember the giant Sonic carving on the side of a mountain. It’s impossible to miss.

Sonic is a big perv.
Sonic in Beach Spikers.

Here's another Sonic cameo. In Beach Spikers, there's a huge Sonic statue (maybe he's inflatable?) creepily watching female volleyball players fondle each other while he squeezes his giant ball. Who can blame him?


That kid's a little too excited.
Star Fox’s Arwing in Animal Crossing.

Tom Nook’s store in Animal Crossing sells all sorts of garbage, including demonic skulls, poisonous insects, and video-game swag. Among the crap you can buy or find by shaking trees is the Arwing used by Fox McCloud in Star Fox. Other Nintendo items include Link’s Master Sword and Mario’s 1UP Mushroom.


Blanka is not going to like this.
Cole MacGrath in Street Fighter X Tekken.

I don’t think anyone was expecting InFamous’ Cole MacGrath to appear as a bonus character in the PS3 and Vita versions of Street Fighter X Tekken. Mortal Kombat got Kratos, so I guess anything is possible.



Simon Belmont reference in Contra: Hard Corps.

A Castlevania reference in a Contra game doesn't seem odd, since both franchises are made by Konami. But what if I tell you there’s a secret character in Hard Corps called Simondo Belmont? It gets better. Simondo is a secret robot boss with a morning star for an arm, and is an expert of the boomerang fish technique...a technique that doesn’t exist. This madness takes place while a very fast-tempo version of "Vampire Killer" plays in the background. Stop thinking about it and play the video above already.


He's bad.
Michael Jackson in Space Channel 5.

Michael Jackson lured little kids into his van with video games. I’m kidding...MJ had no van. Besides starring in Sega’s brain-scarring Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker, the King of Pop lent his likeness and voice to create Space Michael in Space Channel 5. Supēsu Maikeru helped Ulala defeat square robots by singing and dancing...obviously.

You've been struck by a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson reference in Battle Arena Toshinden 3.

It seems Japan couldn’t get enough of Michael Jackson. There’s a fighter in Battle Arena Toshinden 3 called Ten Count that resembles MJ in his Smooth Criminal 1940s gangster outfit. Some of Ten Count’s moves include the moonwalk and a thrilling zombie-like dance.


He probably drives a go-kart to work.
Donkey Kong reference in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.

Someone at Konami is clearly a fan of Nintendo’s tie-wearing primate and included a little tribute for him in Dawn of Sorrow. On his way to defeat Dracula, Soma Cruz encounters skeleton apes that throw wooden kegs at him. Sadly, jumping over the barrels does not give you 100 points.


Missed it by *this* much.
Assassin’s Creed parody in The Witcher 2.

During Geralt’s monster-hunting journey in The Witcher 2, he comes across a church with a corpse lying next to a haystack. The dead body clearly belongs to either Altaïr from Assassin’s Creed or another hitman from the Assassin Order. While contemplating the cadaver, Geralt says: "Guess they’ll never learn."


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Comments (6)
Default_picture
November 01, 2011

The ape skeleton in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow actually first appeared in Symphony of the Night. He even helps Alucard by throwing a barrel onto a bridge to reveal the hidden passage to the basement.

But I never thought about that Donkey Kong reference. That's very clever.

Y'know, I never finished an Alex Kidd game. I'm not sure if I want to--that series was weird enough to begin with. And High-Tech World seems like a stranger concept--a self-advertising game...Hmm...

Mindjack
November 01, 2011

Oh really? That's cool if the ape even opens a "bonus room" on the wall with a barrel, just like DK does in Donkey Kong Country.

Alex Kidd in Miracle World was alright. My sister owned Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars and we had fun with it. High-Tech World was crap. You have to guess some Sega-themed quizzes and...that's all I remember.

Mindjack
November 01, 2011

It seems our skeleton ape friend has been around since Castlevania: Rondo of Blood in 1993. He was also in Harmony of Dissonance. The more you know....

Default_picture
November 01, 2011

Yeah, it would have been really cool to open up a bonus room with a barrel. Lol. I keep forgetting how secretive that Donkey Kong Country game is. Whenever I play it, I feel guilty, because I know I'm not going to complete each level with 100 percent.

Anyhow, that skeleton ape has been around for the longest time. He was one of the staples of the Metroidvania side of the series, along with the rifle-shooting skeletons.

I'm not sure if the skeleton ape appeared in the new 3D game, though. I'm a bit sad that the 3D one didn't turn out like SotN, but I guess it has to change if they want to make it realistic. If he was in there, they should have let Patrick Stewart voice act for him.

As for Alex Kidd--I guess I can forgive Sega. Considering that it was their first try at making a platformer, I can't argue too much about the ape. I'm also a bit glad that they stopped the series when they did.

Sexy_beast
November 01, 2011

You make such fun-to-read features, Samir. I find myself posting them on Facebook all the time.

For the next one, you should definitely include the cameos in Super Mario RPG -- Link and Samus sleeping in hotel beds.

Mindjack
November 01, 2011

What a nice thing to say, Ryan. I keep telling people you're not a horrible human being, depraved and undeserving of any kindness.

I don't even remember Link and Samus in SMRPG. Were they in the same bed? Was Zelda under the sheets? Nintendo loves messing with kids' minds.

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