I Never Played Halo

Friday, August 13, 2010

Editor's note: Andrew's never played Halo. It took him a while to join the HD console generation, but he finally managed to acquire a Xbox 360. Did he finally decide to play Halo? Read on to find out. -Jason.


Fall 2001 was a scary point in my life. It was my first semester of college. I had my first "real" relationship with a girl (I was a late bloomer), and to top things off, the world was coming to an end. It was a very stressful time for an 18-year-old with no money to his name. At the time gaming was the last thing on my mind.

So when Sony and Microsoft announced the PlayStation 2 and the Xbox, I was totally bummed that they were way out of my reach. My parents would never buy these systems for me, either; these were toys, after all, and I was a young adult in college. At least that's how they viewed it. I did have a killer new PC, though, and I was enjoying Quake 3 Arena online and, a year later, Neverwinter Nights. But I really wanted to check out this game everyone was nutty for: Halo.

I didn't understand what the big deal was at the time. All I saw in screenshots were a dude in green with a gun turning aliens into goo. I'm pretty sure I played this game before; it's called Doom. At least the blood is red in Doom!

Well, 2 years passed, and my interest in video games wound down a bit. I didn't have the money to buy any of the consoles out at the time 'cause, being a musician and a student, the money I had went to guitar strings, books, and equipment. It wasn't until years later, when I was working in the real world, that video games and I would mend our relationship.

 

Halo 2 came and went. I still didn't understand why it was so popular. It was just a first-person shooter. Why were the guys from Good Charlotte on MTV talking about it like it was the greatest thing ever (aside from getting a fat check from Microsoft)? 

It's 2004, and I hadn't even so much as watched a friend play the game. At this point, I shamefully admit that I became a hater. I got so sick of kids talking about "owning noobs" and how amazing this game was that I'd had enough and decided I never wanted to play a game that was nothing more than a fancy Doom clone.

I bought my first new video-game system in 2005. It was a Nintendo DS, and it made me love games again. I had just started listening to a funny thing called a "podcast," an Internet radio show you downloaded to your MP3 player. It was called 1UP Yours. I loved it. They talked about games, drinking, and games.

I realized I had missed out a so much for the past 5 years, so I decided I'd wait for the PlayStation 3 to come out and get one of those. That way I'd be in with the new console generation, and I could start gaming again. The Xbox 360 had just come out, but it had so many problems right out the box that I didn't see how I could justify the purchase.

In spring 2006 the PS3 price came out. I immediately bought a used PS2 for a hundred bucks.

I had a lot of fun with that system: Bully, Final Fantasy 12, and a bunch of other games. Stil, no Halo due to my undeserved hatred for it. The PS3 was so expensive that everyone I knew couldn't afford one, so I felt like I had plenty of time to catch up. Then last summer, after three wonderful years, my used PS2 died.

I was playing Gun, and the game froze. I heard a click, then a snap, and then the system restarted. The laser track had apparently snapped off while reading the disc. It wasn't even worth fixing. To make matters worse, this same week I was fired from my job.

By this time I didn't hate Halo anymore. Halo 3 had already been out almost 2 years, and I was crazy about gaming again. All I had, though, was a Nintendo DS, a broken PS2, and no job. At this time I was also in a band and paid $200 a month in rent and car insurance for a van we bought to drive to gigs. Yeah, being a musician was -- and still is -- my passion, so gaming had to take a backseat again. Not for too long, though.

In January I was still jobless and falling into a major depression. No work meant no games. I had my DS still, so that was helping keep my hobby afloat. The depression helped with song writing, as being in a metal band requires one to be very angry, and I was pretty pissed off at life. My grandfather had passed away that November, and every job interview I got never bothered to call back. The only good news was that the band was about to sign a record deal with an indie label, and we were working on an album.

My friend and fellow metal guitarist, Jandro, had a 360 with which we regularly enjoyed playing Rock Band. One night we're all at our rehearsal studio, and he walks in and tells me, "Dude my 360 died today." I couldn't believe it. I asked him if it had red-ringed. He said, "No, it won't read discs. Doesn't matter -- I bought a new one already."

I was shocked. Why didn't he ask me to take a look at it. I'm the handy one in the band. If a pickup comes loose or a guitar neck gets misaligned, they come to me to get it fixed. I had also become quite friendly with the family who owned and operated the local Play 'N' Trade near my house, so if I couldn't fix it, they could. I asked him what he had done with the broken system, and he said, "Oh dude, if you can fix it, it's yours. You just have to buy a controller and the cables for it."

Finally! I had a current-generation video-game system. The only catch? I had to fix it.

One night and I figured out the problem, it was a bad optical drive. This was an easy fix according to a YouTube video, and after finally getting a job this past spring, I got it fixed.

So what have I been doing since getting a job and having the money for games again? I went and bought an 8.5-year-old game called Halo. I never played Halo until three weeks ago. What do I think of it?

I think it's awesome. Can't wait to finish and play the rest of them.

 
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Comments (21)
Halo3_ce
August 10, 2010

Hope you enjoy it! Halo and the original Xbox made me the rabid gamer I am today. As a sort of warning/ recommendation: Halo 2 is not a very solid single player campaign, but it is very enjoyable and I believe it has the best score (as in music) of the series. If you can find enjoyment in these things like I do I think you'll enjoy it, and Halo 3 is an excellent campaign.

Shoe_headshot_-_square
August 11, 2010

This is a really cool story! But you really ought to be playing Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2. Get with the times, buddy! ;)

August 13, 2010

I actually plan on finishing Halo first then reading Halo 2's story on Wikipeadia then jump right into Halo 3. Hopefully I can finish 3 before Reach comes out. Also I never thought Dan Hsu would be commenting on this blog at all you really made my week! :-)

Jason_wilson
August 13, 2010

@Andrew Don't listen to Shoe. Pop in Mass Effect!

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August 13, 2010

You should play the Halo series in sequential order, then pick up Gears of Wat 1+2, Bioshock, and  Mass Effect 1+2.

Mikeminotti-biopic
August 13, 2010

So it's OK for Andrew to have never played  Halo, but I get infinite ridicule for never seeing Alien?

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August 13, 2010
I agree with Jason over shoe on this one
August 13, 2010

@Mike, Dude you never saw Alien?!

Mikeminotti-biopic
August 13, 2010

*facepalm*

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August 13, 2010

 

I'm playing Halo 3 right now. Well, I'm in the pre-game lobby. Halo LAN changed my life. I've spent thousands of hours playing. Come to think of it, I'd probably be a much more productive man if I had never played Halo.

100media_imag0065
August 13, 2010

Not a fan, my story is similar to yours in that I never played Halo and was sick of people talking about it. "Blah blah blah blah Halo blah blah blah vagina". So I finally broke down one day and bought it. I hate Fanboys and I always make it a point to buy every system, so I couldn't live with myself if I didn't atleast try it. Then, the thinkable happened, I didn't like it (cue dramatic chipmuk music or The Price is Right fail music, depending on wether or not you agree with me).

I did not get it. I played the entire thing. Then, to make sure I wasn't crazy, I went and bought the second one and played that one too. Then, to doube check I wasn't absolutely batshit bonkers, I went out and bought Halo 3. After the thrid try I decided I must indeed be crazy, since I am obviously the only one who does not understand the obsession with this game. And so I did what any crazy person would do and bough Halo O.D.S.T. Needless to say I hated it.

Why? Well, for starters, the weapons sound like junk. I am pretty sure a chaingun is supposed to sound like I am whipping heavy duty bullets into a bad guys forhead....not flinging a bunch of peas at a pillow. Also, who designed this world?? It's so.....vacant and nonsensical. Nothing seems whole, just designed for the sake of being designed. I am sure even Aliens would need desks, and bathrooms, and lamps and such. Yet walking through a building in Halo is like walking through Limbo. Nothing is there for any reason.

I tried to like Master Chief but he was just too generic. I tried to like killing the enemies but they were just cartoons. I tried to like the shooting buy none of the weapons had any oomph to them. It all came crashing down and each game got worse. The closest one to "fun" was ODST, and I am stretching the defenition of "fun" there. Now I have heard that a lot of my complaints have been fixed with Halo Reach. So I will find out for myself when it launches, since I plan on buying it.......What?? I am crazy, remember.

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August 14, 2010

Whenever you get depressed or suffer in any way, pray to Jesus who was willingly nailed to a cross for our sake.

100media_imag0065
August 14, 2010

@ Tim.

Not that I want to get in to a debate, but that is one heck of an assumption to make. Not everyone belives in Jesus. Personally, all the evidence points to the non-existence of any sort of God. And to some, religion is the biggest scam ever devised in order to control the people with fear of eternal pain and suffering or forgiveness and love. People just need to feel that something bigger than them has a purpose for them, so they created religion, and fictional characters to fill that void.

Again, if it makes you happy knock yourself out, but you shouldn't assume Jesus is in anyone's life. That is like me assuming you pray to a wooden chair simply because I do.

Halo3_ce
August 15, 2010

Haha true Ed that was extremely random Tim. Anyways if you take Halo for what it is (a space opera) it really is a great series. It's not perfect or even outstanding except for Halo: CE's campaign and 2 and 3's multiplayer. Maybe somebody else would have done it eventually, but without Halo we wouldn't have Resistance, Killzone, Gears of War, or any of the Valve games on consoles. I seriously doubt companies would be taking risks developing these franchises today if Bungie hadn't showed everyone how successful they could be.

Me
August 15, 2010

Halo is a great game... I played it so much I was trying to beat it on the hardest difficulty with just the pistol!  

August 15, 2010

Just for the record, I did buy a few current-gen games when I got the system fixed. In fact when I picked the system up from Playntrade I bought Red Dead Redemption. It was also the first game I beat on the system. I have a few more, Burnout Paradise, Deathspank, and I am playing through Gears 1 as well.

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August 15, 2010

@Ryan It was not "extremely random". Andrew said he fell into "major depression". I gave him the best advice anyone could possibly get. In fact, the reason that he was depressed was not that he didn't have a job, but that he didn't have hope. I never get depressed and I have never been depressed beacause I have real hope.

@Ed Instead of putting so much energy into twisting the truth, you should make an effort to find it.

Halo3_ce
August 15, 2010

@Tim: This is going to be my final input on the subject so don't bother replying...

One does not have to accept Jesus to cure depression. You could have simply said finding something to have faith in is a good way to feel like you have a place in the world. This is most likely why we have religion today unless of course one or all of them is actually true. Throwing your specific religion in people's faces is not the right way to go about it no matter how much faith you might have in it. Period.

Lance_darnell
August 16, 2010

I realize the Master Chief is supposed to be a Messiah, but how in the hell did religion find it's way into the comments?! ;)

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August 16, 2010

I simply gave advice that is no harm to anyone. It was completely relevant to the article. Some people would say, take a prozac to cure depression. I say pray to Jesus. Religion isn't just for baptisms, weddings, and funerals.

Father Joji, a priest at my church, says, "Don't tell God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big your God is."

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August 18, 2010

I loved the hell out of the first halo, and Halo 2 disappointed me so much I became bitter and resentful of the whole series for years and years. I just finally got around to getting a 360 a few weeks ago and I think I'm ready to cast my prejudices aside and give halo 3 a shot.  Happy gaming! 

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