My problem with online multiplayer: A couch won't fit through an Ethernet cable

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Friday, December 09, 2011
EDITOR'S NOTEfrom Sam Barsanti

Until I can use a Kinect to virtually smack somebody for playing like a jerk online, I will always prefer the ol' split-screen. It's just more satisfying to know that the guy you're screaming obscenities at is actually sitting in the same room as you.

“Hey, I found my old Dreamcast and Bust-a-Move. It's too bad no one's willing to challenge me. Alas, the loneliness of being a Bust-a-Move demigod.”

“Challenge accepted.”

With those words, my friend and I started the most brutal war the world had ever seen. Homes were destroyed, lives were ruined, we called out each other’s crappy shots, and drank beer in hopes it would make our aim more accurate (it didn’t). Finally, after three blood-soaked hours, I stood victorious over the self-proclaimed demigod.

While it may not have really been that dramatic, we did have a ton of laughs, tense moments, and plenty of thrown-about insults. As everyone knows, those are all of the ingredients you need for a great evening. As I left to go home, I started to think about multiplayer gaming as a whole, and what I think it has been missing lately.

Gamers today are able to cooperate and compete with people from around the globe in ways we could never have imagined. So why does it feel like there’s a couch-sized hole in modern multiplayer?

 

Let’s look back six or seven years, to when my friends and I were playing an unhealthy amount of Halo 2. We used to gather at one house and have LAN parties in the basement, often accompanied by mini cheeseburgers and liters of Mountain Lightning (yes, we were too cheap for name brand soda). The resulting chaos culminated in some of my favorite memories as a teenager.

Between trash talking, screen peeking, flying controllers, and flying cheeseburgers, we found a common ground that brought us a lot closer as friends. We all look back on it fondly and would kill for both the time and the chance to do it again.

I have more examples, such as the time my cousin and I ignored his fancy PlayStation in favor of playing Secret of Mana co-op on the SNES, but any other memories I could recall would reveal the same thing to me: Social interaction is missing from the online sphere. Yes, we do have great features like in-game voice chat and friends lists that allow us to reach a wide variety of people at virtually any time, but at what cost? The personal connection between players is sometimes lost in translation, often resulting in a much colder community. 

I'm grateful for all of the advancements that have been made, but it's the personal moments between real people that I'm looking for in a multiplayer game. Some experiences can’t be squeezed through an Ethernet cable, no matter how hard people try, just as there’s no substitute for seeing the look on your friend’s face as you beat him at Bust-a-Move...again.

 
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November 27, 2011
I agree. A bunch of my mates and I play Halo Reach mp but its only really fun when we bring all our consoles together in the same room.
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November 27, 2011

It really is a whole different beast when everyone is together, isn't it?  Luckily all is not lost.  We still have LAN setups and split-screen to make those memories!

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November 27, 2011

I miss the couch. Well, at my house we had office-style computer chairs. It wasn't quite the same, but the setting had the same atmosphere. I'm a little sad that we're switching to more online multiplayer games, but it works well for people who don't have time to get together.

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November 27, 2011

It kind of gets me bummed too, but the online sphere can do a lot of good too.  I had moved to Maine for a while and kept in contact with some good friends by playing games online.  We'd shoot the breeze and catch up while playing.

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November 27, 2011

I swear McTernan, you will eat those words. NO MORE BEER THIS TIME, YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!!!!!!!

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December 09, 2011

I've never been someone to have many friends, especially not locally, and trash talking has never been at all interesting to me.  For me, someone who just wants new people to play multiplayer games against, I am perfectly fine with no split-screen.

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December 13, 2011

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

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