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My Missing Fear
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Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Editor's Note: Sometimes the things that scare us in videogames aren't zombies or monsters, but the thought of losing our precious progress. Like, say, in a Pokémon game -- Suriel tells us about how a scrambled, Tetris-looking block still scares the bajesus out of him. -Michael


While browsing through Jasmine's collection, I started getting really nostalgic for Pokémon of all things (from looking at her DS). I started thinking about how much fun I had with the original Red/Blue versions, and I was going to do a write-up about how great those games were. But as I dove deeper into my memories of those games, I started getting into some less-than-great memories. In fact, I found that one of my biggest fears had come from these games.

 
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It was the Fall of 1999, and my brother and I had gotten our respective versions of Pokémon (him Blue, I Red), and we were knee deep in catching 'em all. We also had a number of cousins over for the weekend. All of us were playing different games, when one of them noticed my red cartridge and said, "Hey, do you know how to get 99 Master Balls?"

"What? How?"

He then told me the legendary process that involved talking to a trainer at Viridian City, then flying to Cinnabar Island, and using Surf in a certain area that would allow you to duplicate the sixth item in your inventory. What I didn't know was that this involved an encounter with Missing No., who was a glitchy block-shaped "Pokémon" that was essentially the block of memory where the player's name was stored.

The first time I saw him, I was a little freaked out by it, but didn't pay it much attention, and continued happily with my seedily-gotten Master Balls in tow. It was only after my brother suggested that we catch Missing No. instead of just run from him that things started going wrong.

Stylish!The problem was that if you caught the wrong version of it (there was a level 80 version, and a level 0 version), it essentially broke your game. My cousins told us this, and that was what made me so afraid. My brother did indeed proceed to catch the right one (the level 80 version), and then leveled it up, and, to his dissapointment, it turned into a Kangaskhan, but I was still stuggling with the concept of losing all of my save data, even though it hadn't even happened. So as much as my brother badgered me to do it, I refused to catch my own.

That night, I had nightmare that involved you-know-who coming out of the Game Boy and erasing all of my memory, after which I woke up and started crying quietly like the seven year-old I was. I went to school the next morning, but I was still haunted by that horrible, blocky strip of data that threatened to erase me. After a couple of days I forgot all about it, though.

The only other time I remembered it was when Advance Wars: Dual Strike came out. That game also had a glitch in it that lead to a blocky, mixed up figure (though the glitch itself did nothing other than give you a generic commanding officer who was a reassembled version of the character Andy). When I figured out how to do it and was shown the blocky figure, I almost dropped my DS out of fear (I had the sense to close it instead). I turned the DS off, and didn't touch if for the rest of the day.

To this day, misshapen graphics and glitches still freak me out a little when I see them (like in Castle Crashers), although it also sort of makes me laugh a little at how scared I was (am) of it.

So, has a videogame ever scared you for an unintentional reason (i.e. not like Resident Evil scared you)? If so, how did you deal with it?

 
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Comments (10)
Spring_quarter_senior_year_011
July 02, 2009
I had the same experience with Missing No.. A friend entered the cheat and then just told me "oh yeah don't catch the Missing No. 'cause it will destroy your game or something. I would n't go near Cinnabar Island for a week.
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July 06, 2009
When I was young A friend told me about this "secret" town in zelda 2. You could get to it by combining some spells at the top of the screen. When I did this I went to a section of the game that wasn't complete. If you left the area you wound up in the middle of the ocean with NO escape. That freaked me out when I was 9. A lot. That and the town where people turned to bats. I felt like I was killing them by talking to them.
Default_picture
July 06, 2009
I love the illustration of Missing No.
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July 06, 2009
it's a luck you never got a C64 then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GqXXLSfT7g
look at this...
in silience...
while waiting for your game to appear...
Gemfire used to terrify me. the sound of the bad random events chilled me, then when the plague skeleton appeared it was all over. Burrr, the game still freaks me out late at night, which is unfortunate as I frequently game late at night.

I had a friend catch level 0 on both of my carts. I don't know why I allowed him to borrow my Pokemon carts but he returned them in that corrupted state.
Why__hello
July 06, 2009
Suriel, I apologise, but until recently I hadn't noticed any of your articles. By now I've read through them all, and I've loved each and every word. I think you're a great writer and I think you're really talented at observing and deconstructing things most people overlook or aren't aware of at all.

In me, you have atleast one reason to keep writing! Bon chance!
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July 07, 2009
My irrational fear is of water in video games. Not like Pokemon, where there are random encounters. It started in Banjo-Kazooie. The pirate ship level. There I was just swimming about happily, when BAM, some freaking shark comes out of nowhere and attacks me! Scared the crap out of me, I jumped and dropped my controller. It always ticked me off that the shark would just spawn. To THIS DAY(about 12 years later), I am incredibly wary of water, and it paid off in RE4. Stay out of the water...
Eyargh
July 07, 2009
Not really irrational fears (except when I was about 7 or 8 and playing wolfenstein) but I have gone through the save losing problem. My ps3 decided to start freezing a while ago, and not only am I pretty far into fallout 3, probably a bout 150 hours into oblivion, and have the big boss ranking in MGS4 (which I backed up onto a memory stick that I lost) but I transferred all of my PS2 saves on to it, then sold my memory card. When I get it fixed, I'm pretty sure sony will either put in a new hard drive, or have to wipe the current one. Either way, I have an f load of data I'm going to lose.
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July 07, 2009
@Omar: Thanks! You can bet I'll keep writing. Having people see my writing is the best thing a writer can hope for.

@Michael: I know if that were me, I'd be scared.
Why__hello
July 08, 2009
Suriel! I've got a writing proposal for you. Hopefully you're interested. Just give me a quick email, and I'll lay out the details.

omar.a.yusuf@gmail.com
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