Once again, we check in with the top one percent to get 99 percent of the truth!

Enough is enough! Inequities in the gold and XP markets in World of Warcraft can no longer go unaddressed. Level 85 PCs have monopolized the riches of Azeroth for too long, and it’s plunged the entire realm into an unending state of conflict...which only perpetuates the divide between the have-manas and the mana-drained. It’s time to hold those responsible accountable and enact reforms to make things fair for the average Blood Elf again!

And yet, haven’t those high-level characters all started at the bottom, too? Haven’t they earned the right to gank every n00b in sight and get the really good loot drops?

What say you, panel of experts? Add your voices to la revolution!

“They tell you if you play by the rules and pay your dues, you'll do great, but we all know that’s a lie. The people at the top have gamed the system so they always win, and it’s time the rest of us took a stand! We are the Level 1s!"

- Mankrik

“Blaming me for my success is un-Azerothian. This is class warfare, pure and simple, and not the fun Priest vs. Death Knight kind, but the even more fun try-to-take-my-stuff-so-I-kill-you-and-take-your-stuff kind.”

- Alamode D’Tallywhakkere

"Our demands for political and economic reform will be sound and reasonable once we decide what our actual demands are."

- Thassarian

“Forcing me to join groups or guilds to go raiding is like an unofficial tax on low-level party members. I shouldn’t have to share the loot I earned. Plus, I hate people!”

- Elthalalica Ironbra

"I took bailout gold I didn't need and will never pay back. Then I took more gold while foreclosing on the entire dwarven population of Blackrock Mountains, and considering all the adventurers who show up in my instance looking for trouble, I deserve every bar. Also, I’m evil incarnate.”

- Ragnaros

“Things got so bad when the guilds stopped lending money, we had to cut 2000 high-priestess positions from the temple of Elune. I think they're planning to march on some random druid's hut.”

- Tyrande Whisperwind

“I don't hate high-level characters, but we need good quests with good loot drops so we get a fair shot at becoming high-level characters without being total puss-oozing d***bags about it. OK, I do hate them.”

- Fred

“A few a**holes crash the economy, guilds are posting record profits, the Chinese keep their gold prices artificially low, and nobody's punished for it. C'mon! This is what a +20 Whoopass sword is for!"

- Maximilian Twelvetoes

"We provide burning crusades, lich kings, and cataclysms. We raised the level cap. Loot drops from all things you make dead. My considered financial advice is that you all stop sucking.”

- Lord Eybrowe Fantastico

“Since we started demonstrating, I've seen Occupy Bloodcurse Isle, Occupy Northrend, and Occupy Camp Boff. More movements with even more nebulous goals are springing up all over! We’re winning!”

- Sir Graybrain

“When money runs out, the rich borrow and the poor do without. This angers me greatly, for the poor respect their limitations and the rich only feel justified to act beyond theirs.”

- Malfurion Stormrage