Awesome poster of awesome made by friend of beards everywhere, angryjedi.

At PAX East, two men's beards came together. This Summer, those beards will rock your face off... well, not quite.

You see, The Man doesn't want you to see this movie -- and I promise you that's not just a promotional trick to get more people interested in it. Anyway, by commenting below, you're sticking it to the powers that be who don't want this awesomely awesome movie to rock your face off, which is totally something these finely crafted beards are capable of. It was mentioned in the first paragraph, man!

Sign the petition now (likes count too, so you could totally sign the petition twice) and bring this movie to [local moving picture establishment] in [your local town here]! It's already causing a stir on hip young people site Twitter, so you know it's going to rock your face off. Have I gotten that point across yet? DO I HAVE TO USE CAPS LOCK? Maybe some awesome words within quotation marks will do it for you:

"...and you will know us from the trail of broken blades." -- Bearded guy on the left.

"When you see the stubble, you know you're in trouble." -- Friend of bearded guys you don't fuck with (see that promotional poster? Scroll up and see it, son).

"These ain't no bearded ladies." -- Some guy.

"When they shave, they just come back twice as badass." -- Yet another guy.

Come on. You can't tell me you're not all sorts of hyped up to watch this fine, beard-based movie at this point. Can I get a *bro hug* up in here? Show your support for these wonderful gentlemen, their awesome movie, and, above all else, their beards. If you don't, the terrorists win.