(Stares menacingly at you, making you fear for your life, then walks away)

Shoe, it's a mob game! Of course it's got "sexy ladies." Do mob guys ever stay loyal to their dames?

If a certain Canadian agrees to pay for shipping up here, could he enter? Is there a ballpark for the cost of shipping to Canada?

@David It's cheaper to pay off http://www.sta.to/~fkk/sta.to/...-linux.jpg than ship to Canada.

OK, seriously, I don't know....

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse...pick me and nobody gets hurt.

You t'ink you gunna pick anyones 'udda than me? Fuggdaboudit. You pick any a 'dem mamalukes, you gonna end up sleepin' with da fishes.

(How about that - Mafia speak with semi-phonetic spelling.)

Fuck Ya and Fuck Ya Mothda.

I was already registered! Would make a nice bathroom poster.

Waste management's a legitimate business, capisce?

So, did you do dat t'ing for dat guy? He is a friend of ours, he is no Cafone.

You will be wacked if i do receive this poster at the time of the drawing. However if i do win said poster you and your friends will live. You have till the time of the drawing

Just give up the calendar, or it won't be the only thing up against the wall, got it?

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengeance of my son. But my youngest son had to leave this country because of this pin-up business. So now I have to make arraignments to bring him back safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the bitmob in this room and that, I do not forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today, if you give me my calendar.

I say you send me the calendar and I put it someplace no one will ever find it, maybe let it do some sleeping with fish nearby for company, capiche?

Hand over the calendar or I'm taking you to the mattresses.

This mob talk is driving me crazy! I'm tempted to respond with a flurry of "grumpy old Jewish guy" banter.

I live in Canada. Am I excluded? Probably; This is a comment to stand up against discrimination on Canadian Contest Hopefulls.
Anyways, I'll say my mob talk just in case you guys decide to mail out to Canada.
"Say Hello to my little friend"

All people who go to videogame sites are obviously straight boys.

@Lucas, it's not that I'm gay, but I bet I'm not the only one around here familiar with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cho_Aniki.

Now looky-here, big cheese! Hand over the dame pictures and no one has to get bumped off! That broad's got some nice gams, and the whole package really looks like the cat's meow, and if I don't get it I'm gonna have to take my jalopy down to the foggy city and snap my cap off in front'a all a ya's!

And don't try and get hard-boiled with me either, fancy-pants, because wise guys like that don't last around here, see!? Nya! Nya, see, nya!

Fuhgettaboutit!

@MikeHawkins Cho aniki is the most amazing depiction of what straight Japanese men who live in their mothers basements think gay people look like.

I very much like this website. I've been a delighted fan of EGM and now a viable contributor to this interesting community. Wake it up!

Myaa, I live in Canada, shee?
...An' you gonna think real hawd... 'bout shipping that piece...to da' Great White North, shee?

My...associates Jimmy and Bones will finish off...convincin' ya' if yous ain't too shuwa. Myaa, get the cab, Bruno.

Ahh...no brass knuckles? Well at least this isn't illegal...

As quite possibly the only real Sicilian on this site (?) I would like to say one thing only...

Mafia? There isn't any Mafia. Mafia is a dirty word created by the establishment to keep hard working Italians digging ditches and cleaning dishes. When men come together in groups for the betterment of their brothers who in turn also happen to originate from Italy, the establishment wants to brand us as "Mobsters" cause they don't understand our customs and ways of life. Would the establishment be so insensitive to African Americans and call groups of them living and or congregating near and with one another tribes? I think not.
We are just hard working people trying to find our place in the American tapestry and realize the American dream of free trade and commerce so that our bambinos might have a better life then their fathers and fathers before them. Thus I feel I have adequately explained to everyone that there is no mob. I hope we can put this thing to rest once and for all,lest I be forced to explain this harder to you.

Lunga vita, molti bambini sani e di una casa calda auguro a tutti voi.

Also i collect pin-up art and this would make a fantastic addition to my collection.

As far back as I can remember,
I always wanted to be a Bitmobber

To me...

...being a Bitmobber was better than being EIC.

Even before I went to 1up for a user blog...

...I knew I wanted to be a part of them.

It was there that I knew I belonged.
To me, it meant being a writer...

...in a neighborhood full of bloggers.

Bada bing, bada boom

I'm here to collect. Yous owe me a calanda. Yous remember Tiny, give me the calanda or yous look like Tiny.

Eh... it's got nothing on the real thing. But interesting play, 2K.