FedEx woke me up at 8:00 a.m. this morning to deliver me a most unusual package: a framed F.E.A.R. 3 picture with a certain Bitmob editor's face photoshopped on. Here is the digital version:

Apparently, the developers wanted to show me what a family photo might look like if I were part of the game's Wade family, with creepy Alma as mommy dearest. I guess I should sign it and give it to her as a gift for this Sunday....

Happy Mother's Day, everyone!