Bitmob Giveaway: Mafia 2 Sexy Gals Pin-Up Calendar

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Saturday, January 09, 2010

They're scandalous, but they're no girls gone wild. They're classy, yet their pictures hint at some murderous intentions.

They're the sexy ladies from the upcoming gangster game, Mafia 2. No, we didn't know Mafia 2 had "sexy ladies" either, but here they are, gracing these retro wall calendars in classic pin-up style.

You want one? 2K Games is giving away two of these to the Bitmob community. All you have to do is register on this site with your REAL first and last name, as well as a legit email account (so we can contact winners for their mailing addresses), then leave a comment below with your best mafia speak, and we'll pick two winners at random in the upcoming week.

Sorry...continental U.S. only, void where prohibited!

 
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Comments (34)
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January 08, 2010
(Stares menacingly at you, making you fear for your life, then walks away)
Jason_wilson
January 08, 2010
Shoe, it's a mob game! Of course it's got "sexy ladies." Do mob guys ever stay loyal to their dames?
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January 08, 2010
If a certain Canadian agrees to pay for shipping up here, could he enter? Is there a ballpark for the cost of shipping to Canada?
Jason_wilson
January 08, 2010
@David It's cheaper to pay off [url]http://www.sta.to/~fkk/sta.to/images/dr-evil-linux.jpg[/url] than ship to Canada. OK, seriously, I don't know....
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January 08, 2010
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse...pick me and nobody gets hurt.
Img_0183
January 08, 2010
You t'ink you gunna pick anyones 'udda than me? Fuggdaboudit. You pick any a 'dem mamalukes, you gonna end up sleepin' with da fishes. (How about that - Mafia speak with semi-phonetic spelling.)
Darkeavy
January 09, 2010
Fuck Ya and Fuck Ya Mothda.
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January 09, 2010
I was already registered! Would make a nice bathroom poster.
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January 09, 2010
Waste management's a legitimate business, capisce?
January 09, 2010
So, did you do dat t'ing for dat guy? He is a friend of ours, he is no Cafone.
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January 09, 2010
You will be wacked if i do receive this poster at the time of the drawing. However if i do win said poster you and your friends will live. You have till the time of the drawing
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January 09, 2010
Just give up the calendar, or it won't be the only thing up against the wall, got it?
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January 09, 2010
You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengeance of my son. But my youngest son had to leave this country because of this pin-up business. So now I have to make arraignments to bring him back safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the bitmob in this room and that, I do not forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today, if you give me my calendar.
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January 09, 2010
I say you send me the calendar and I put it someplace no one will ever find it, maybe let it do some sleeping with fish nearby for company, capiche?
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January 09, 2010
Hand over the calendar or I'm taking you to the mattresses.
Jason_wilson
January 09, 2010
This mob talk is driving me crazy! I'm tempted to respond with a flurry of "grumpy old Jewish guy" banter.
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January 09, 2010
I live in Canada. Am I excluded? Probably; This is a comment to stand up against discrimination on Canadian Contest Hopefulls. Anyways, I'll say my mob talk just in case you guys decide to mail out to Canada. "Say Hello to my little friend"
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January 09, 2010
All people who go to videogame sites are obviously straight boys.
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January 09, 2010
@Lucas, it's not that I'm gay, but I bet I'm not the only one around here familiar with this [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cho_Aniki[/url].
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January 09, 2010
Now looky-here, big cheese! Hand over the dame pictures and no one has to get bumped off! That broad's got some nice gams, and the whole package really looks like the cat's meow, and if I don't get it I'm gonna have to take my jalopy down to the foggy city and snap my cap off in front'a all a ya's! And don't try and get hard-boiled with me either, fancy-pants, because wise guys like that don't last around here, see!? Nya! Nya, see, nya!
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January 09, 2010
Fuhgettaboutit!
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January 09, 2010
@MikeHawkins Cho aniki is the most amazing depiction of what straight Japanese men who live in their mothers basements think gay people look like.
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January 09, 2010
I very much like this website. I've been a delighted fan of EGM and now a viable contributor to this interesting community. Wake it up!
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January 09, 2010
[i]Myaa, I live in Canada, shee? ...An' you gonna think real hawd... 'bout shipping that piece...to da' Great White North, shee? My...associates Jimmy and Bones will finish off...convincin' ya' if yous ain't too shuwa. Myaa, get the cab, Bruno.[/i]
N608767343_880252_8442
January 09, 2010
Ahh...no brass knuckles? Well at least this isn't illegal...
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January 09, 2010
As quite possibly the only real Sicilian on this site (?) I would like to say one thing only... Mafia? There isn't any Mafia. Mafia is a dirty word created by the establishment to keep hard working Italians digging ditches and cleaning dishes. When men come together in groups for the betterment of their brothers who in turn also happen to originate from Italy, the establishment wants to brand us as "Mobsters" cause they don't understand our customs and ways of life. Would the establishment be so insensitive to African Americans and call groups of them living and or congregating near and with one another tribes? I think not. We are just hard working people trying to find our place in the American tapestry and realize the American dream of free trade and commerce so that our bambinos might have a better life then their fathers and fathers before them. Thus I feel I have adequately explained to everyone that there is no mob. I hope we can put this thing to rest once and for all,lest I be forced to explain this [i]harder[/i] to you. Lunga vita, molti bambini sani e di una casa calda auguro a tutti voi.
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January 09, 2010
Also i collect pin-up art and this would make a fantastic addition to my collection.
Andrewh
January 10, 2010
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Bitmobber To me... ...being a Bitmobber was better than being EIC. Even before I went to 1up for a user blog... ...I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew I belonged. To me, it meant being a writer... ...in a neighborhood full of bloggers.
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January 10, 2010
Bada bing, bada boom
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January 10, 2010
I'm here to collect. Yous owe me a calanda. Yous remember Tiny, give me the calanda or yous look like Tiny.
Robsavillo
January 11, 2010
Eh... it's got nothing on the [url=http://www.pin-upgallery.com/vargasID/esquire-years.htm]real thing[/url]. But interesting play, 2K.
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January 11, 2010
Leave the gun...take the calendar.
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January 11, 2010
[i]"Sorry...continental U.S. only, void where prohibited!"[/i] Wow Bitmob sounds so official with legal wording.
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February 10, 2010
hey is this contest over? I'd kill for one of those calendars...

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