Everyone knows how incredibly difficult the classic NES game Contra is. Few will ever be able to beat the sadistic sidescroller without the help of the life-giving Konami Code. But imagine how much more difficult all of those henchmen you're mowing down with your Spread Gun have it! They're lucky if they get a few shots off before they explode out of existence.

Let's take a moment to examine the madness of Contra from their perspective: