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I tend to only post one Bitmob when I feel particularly passionate about something. I supposed that's as good a word as any to describe my feelings on the Mass Effect series end. I know I put it in the title... but SPOILERS!
Thursday, March 15, 2012 | Comments (3)
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Gow3marcusnladies
Need a little help diving into Gears of War 3's multiplayer modes? Here are six basic tips to give you a hand.
Apparently, I'm playing through the Zelda series. Might as well keep writing about them...
Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link is a dramatic departure from its predecessor, but its differences planted the seeds for the future of the series. More games should be so bold.
This Bitmob community writer has lied about The Legend of Zelda series for years...time to come clean!
Ortaandherdragon
I orginally intended for this to be a neat, concise list. But after a few paragraphs, I realized I had some crap I needed to get off my chest! That's the last time I spend a night in Cleveland. Best read over the course of 5 days.
Goodluckwiththat
Sick of all the hand-holding in games these days, this writer reflects back on an era that tested one's dedication and prowess.
A tale showcasing why one must never, ever quit... ... ... ever.
One gamer confesses to accidentally turning off PSN. Is this the truth behind the network outage? Decide for yourself!
Cecil Parkes: No one's ever been mad enough to attempt the Rach Three. David Helfgott: Am I mad enough, professor? Am I?
Man Buys Wii. Man Buys "No More Heroes." Man Plays. Man Writes about said event.
Bayonetta is a great game. However, Sega shipped it with the ultimate glitch! A horrible story... Did I say glitch? I meant suck! ... That doesn't make sense either...
Get to know me... in this too-long write-up. Let me sum up, I'm John.
COMMENTS BY THIS AUTHOR (190)
"Man... thanks for this. I wrote a bit about Mass Effect 3 some weeks back, and was very careful to add (a couple of times) that I was not entitled to anything. I knew anyone reading it think that I felt entitled to have something more than what it got.

There was a time when I was sick of hearing about Roger Ebert and video games, now I'm sick of hearing about the erroneous sentiment that impassioned gamers are entitled whiners. Again, thanks for writing this, Chris. I'm glad this made it to the front page."

Saturday, April 14, 2012
"Yeah. That's also annoying. I'm dumb enough to buy it too."
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
"9/10.

Although it wasn't the one I got wrong, number 8 was very clever. It also made me sad. My childhood wishes that he voiced a certain other character from those 4."

Monday, February 13, 2012
"I couldn't place 9 and 5... ... ... I feel like a dirty old man."
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
""I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed."

The Joker takes the top spot in my book... Two-Face and  Harley Quinn tied for second.

PS3

@egotryptophane"

Thursday, October 20, 2011
"My thumbs hurt just by looking at it. Very nice, though."
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
"I stopped playing Call of Duty 3 because I realized that it was just a box on my checklist. I wasn't really feeling it. I was going through the motions.

When it's time to add another game to my active playlist, I just sit there... looking at my games... trying to figure out which one I should tackle next. for me, It's a good feeling. My gaming needs are never felt wanting. Pile of shame? Pile of Opportunity! :D... well. There are a couple that I'm ashamed that I haven't played yet."

Saturday, October 15, 2011
"I must have played the game three times when I was a teenager. Having lost my copy a few years ago, I bought it off of PSN 4 months ago, though I have yet to replay it. Too many games on my pile of shame to revisit old favourites right now.

In many ways it's my least favourite of the psone sequels, but in other ways, it stands as my favourite of the series. If I were to rate the games in order of best to worst, I have no idea where I would put FF8. I mean, there are moments where, from a gameplay standpoint, the game is gangbusters. But there are other times when it is extremely tedious and, quite frankly, boring.

Still, I have some great memories associated with the game."

Friday, October 14, 2011
"I'd name mine Faxanadu. My brother used to have the NES game and everytime I bring it up it gets the "Oh yeah!" followed by nostalgia inspired laughter. I've always thought that if I had a dog, I'd name it Faxanadu... ... coz I'm a nerd and all. But I suppose I could be coerced into giving the name to a pet dragon. :P

360"

Monday, October 10, 2011
"I had that GBC Tomb Raider game. I remember liking it quite a bit... I wonder if I could stomach it today."
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
"Back when it was announced, it was a little bit of a buzzkill when I found out about the 3-day cycle... however, by the time I got to end, Majora's Mask had become my favorite Zelda game. Althought my mind has changed a little since then, and it is currently my second favorite. I'm trying to play through Ocarina of Time... but it has become something of a wall for me."
Saturday, September 24, 2011