CHRIS WINTERS
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A recent graduate and aspiring novelist. Besides gaming I like chess, long walks on the beach and playing parlour games with the elderly.
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Certain individuals have tarred others as overgrown man-children who make too many demands over the products and services they buy. And it's really starting to get on my nerves.
Friday, April 13, 2012 | Comments (39)
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I've always had a bad feeling about the death of packaged goods, but the variety of games we can now enjoy digitally has quelled all of my fears.
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I recently played through Persona 4 and Pokémon Black, both of which made me feel like a teenager again.
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If you don't think that terrible games can still provide some entertainment value, these four examples might change your mind.
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Ubisoft reveals a trailer for "sexy", "kinky" and "raunchy" We Dare, a PS Move and Wii game.
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In part 4 of my Metal Gear retrospective, I take a look at the true sequel to Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake.
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A writer reflects on how World of Warcraft actually helped him kick his gaming habit.
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Continuing my Metal Gear retrospective, I play Snake's Revenge, the red headed stepchild of the Metal Gear saga.
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I've played the Catherine demo so you don't have to. But you should, because it's amazing. Read on to see why.
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In part 2 of my Metal Gear retrospective, I play the rather poor ports of Metal Gear for the NES, C64 and MS-DOS
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Portable gaming systems lost the war for our pockets, but the battle for our bags has just begun.
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Whilst there's an Ace Attorney 5-shaped hole in my heart, Capcom have tried to fill it with Ghost Trick. Have they succeeded? Read on to find out!
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2010 had a lot of good games, some of them pacifistic. As part of the December Bitmob Writing Challenge, I'm looking back on them.
COMMENTS BY THIS AUTHOR (194)
"Big congrats, both of you. :D"
Thursday, August 23, 2012
"They tried to add a story to PAC-MAN?

Oh dear lord. I have a whole new branch of potentially terrible games I need to check out!"

Tuesday, August 21, 2012
"Dance Central having a story reminds me of what happened when the Tony Hawk games started having a story.

Anyone remember THUG and THUG 2? They were both catastrophes!"

Tuesday, August 21, 2012
"Metal Gear 2 is badass. Awesome read.

For kicks, everyone should play Snake's Revenge: the Metal Gear 2 that was never meant to be. It's a really bad game (that has a cult following on GameFAQs), but everyone should play it. After all, it's the primary reason for this amazing game existing in the first place!

Not to pimp my own writing, but I wrote about it here: http://bitmob.com/articles/metal-gear-retrospective-part-3-snakes-revenge-on-the-nes"

Tuesday, July 10, 2012
"100% agree with this. But DRM isn't just bad from a quality/user experience perspective, but a from preservation one too.

You know things are screwed up when, to simply protect gaming's history and heritage, archivists have to fall foul of the law on a daily basis just to make sure that a record of these games exists, and continues to do so. The way PC gaming DRM interacts with your hardware and the OS is so secretive that even in the future when we're on totally different hardware, it may be impossible to emulate these titles (or even run them in a VM) when these shackles are implemented. DRM-free, using only the proper OS APIs, is the best way to ensure that these games will be playable in the future.

Diablo III prevents this since much of the game's content is run from the servers. When Blizzard decides they've had enough of running these services, there will be no simple crack or patch to remove this always-online DRM. The game is lost forever. For a title that is essentially a single player dungeon crawler with a 4 player co-op option, this restriction is completely unnecessary for many of the game's functions, which can be completed with solo play.

This may seem like a wooly issue from a contemporary perspective, but looking into the future, possibly long past our lifetime, this kind of short-sightedness will be looked upon as a tragedy, just as we lament the loss of old movies, books and music, regardless of quality."

Wednesday, May 16, 2012
"Banning him is obviously at the discretion of the Bitmob staff, but I'm not really opposed to the language he used, or the fact that he's attacking me. I wrote this article kind of expecting these kinds of responses, and styled it appropritely combatitive because of it.

What I will say is that he's completely missed the point. I'm not expressing my own personal opinion on these issues, I'm merely saying that resorting to a puerile "entitled" argument really adds nothing to the discourse surrounding our hobby. Calling someone an entitled manchild isn't going to sway them to your opinion, and whilst no one is ever going to agree entirely on anything, the best we can do in this industry is exchange ideas, grievances and solutions so that the industry matures."

Friday, April 13, 2012
"Thanks! I think the attitude of some people in the press has been getting on my nerves a bit. I mean, of course they're entitled (hah) to their own opinion, and admittedly the press have been engaging in the debate more than simply using a hollow attack on gamers, but reading any number of forums in the wake of the ME3 debacle has shown a growing amount of distrust towards game journalists.

I don't necessarily feel it's well founded, since I do genuinely think that, being passionate gamers themselves, most journalists are first and foremost on the side of gamers, but a lot of the community are starting to not believe that, and it's pretty sad."

Friday, April 13, 2012
"There aren't many systems which, in my view, are worse than the Philips CD-i. I have a CD-i 205 which I found in a car boot sale, and snagged for about £40 (back when players were about £90 on eBay -- so I got a good deal). I haven't played the Zelda games for it yet, but I did get hold of a disc image for Super Mario's Wacky Worlds (it was never commercially released, and all that exists is a prototype), and it's the most god awful piece of crap I've ever played. Really, I'm sure Nintendo were very relieved when Philips decided to can the system, because it was terrible.

In fact, the only two systems I think which were worse than the CD-i was the Sega 32x, just for the absurdness of it (the games on it weren't anywhere near as bad, so I hear) and the Atari Jaguar CD, which is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen in my life. I've been looking for an affordable (and working) Jaguar CD attachment for years, but I can't find one that my wallet likes."

Tuesday, September 20, 2011
"GameStop are pretty scummy to do this, but they've probably got their ass covered. Only way to punish them is to vote with your wallet.

Oh, and a correction: Square-Enix is publishing Deus Ex: Human Revolution, not Ubisoft (thank goodness)."

Thursday, August 25, 2011
"Matt's awesome. Well deserved spot! :)"
Thursday, August 25, 2011
"E. Honda here. When I'm playing fair, I play as Cammy or Ken, but playing as Honda in online ranked matches in Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting on XBLA several years ago was a blast.

It's not because I cared about my rank (I only play with friends, and for fun, not to be pro), but listening to the other guy rage over the microphone as I cornered him and destroyed his precious win streak was delicious."

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
"I'm in a similar boat. Bought PS Plus for Stacking, thinking I'd get a whole bunch of other good games over the year, but most of them have been crap, or games I already bought from PSN anyhow.

If I canceled my subscription, I think I'd definitely miss the auto-downloads and cloud saves, but unless they bring more value to the table PS Plus is almost as worthless as Xbox LIVE is to me.

At this point they should slim up the crappy content and start giving users new and innovative services worth having, or brand new (and good) games every month. The only really good PS Plus feature is the store discounts, which aren't worth it once you factor in the subscription fee."

Wednesday, August 10, 2011