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Ubisoft wants you to have a spicy evening with We Dare

Me04
Thursday, February 24, 2011

Because of a court order, I can't actually talk about the last time I asked two women back home to play on my Wii, but needless to say, it was the antithesis of fun. Ubisoft hopes to change that with the "sexy, quirky, party game" We Dare, which will entice your Wii and PlayStation Move later this year.

Though honestly, if I wanted a spicy evening, I'd order a curry. The last thing I'd do is pick up a computerized version of Spin the Bottle mixed with Truth or Dare -- party games ostensibly played by nervous, horny teenagers who need a pretext beyond physical attraction to exchange bodily fluids.

That, and the thought of licking what looks like a giant tampon is really off-putting.

 
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Download
February 24, 2011

I'm not sure if I should be laughing or terrified, but what confuses me is the parent code at the end; 6969 ends with the girl on the end slowly floating out of view, and 3333 is a private video.

Robsavillo
February 24, 2011

So...Ubisoft expects pressing your face against a Wiimote and slapping one tucked into the back of another person's pants to result in foursomes?

Me04
February 24, 2011

No, that's what they want us to expect.

Twitpic
February 24, 2011

I wish the video featured Chris Farley and David Spade. Then it would have been hilarious.

Img_20110311_100250
February 24, 2011

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

230340423
February 24, 2011

Well. I clearly need hotter friends.

Also, now I want curry, Chris.

Demian_-_bitmobbio
February 24, 2011

So awesome. I can't believe they're making out with that dirty ass Wii controller that I had down the back of my pants the other day.

Me04
February 24, 2011

@Layton: Hah! After I pressed the post button I wanted one too, so I made one.

Finally, living with a chef for a year has paid off!

As for the game, the other thing that's appalling is that it's rated 12. The rating board are opening themselves up for serious criticism for rating it that. They should consider player activity, and not just what's appearing on the screen, because this really isn't suitable for 12 year-olds.

Download
February 24, 2011

In hindsight, I think that trailer would have been better if Jedward was in it.

Me04
February 24, 2011

@Richard: Don't give Ubisoft any ideas...

Shoe_headshot_-_square
February 24, 2011

What the what the. This was circulating around in an internal Bitmob email thread, but I couldn't watch it yet, since I'm working at a cafe and can't have sound on. But then I got curious and watched with no sound...and...whoa.

This is very unrealistic, by the way. Those people are way overdressed for an evening of Wii gaming.

Default_picture
February 24, 2011

So, Ubisoft is unknowlingly endorsing teenage promiscuity, since this game is most assuredly rated T.

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February 24, 2011

I am 12 years old and what is this

Profile_pic4
February 24, 2011

The thought of a 12-year old watching this (or playing this) reminds me of South Park.  Well, a LOT of things remind me of South Park, but I digress.....

Episode: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers, where Butters gets a porno instead of the what he expects to be a copy of "the Lord of the Rings video".  Hilarity (and confusion "down there") ensues.

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