The 5 Random-Headline Challenge finalists -- please vote!

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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

It's time to vote for your favorite made-up, traffic-baiting story with a randomly generated headline!

A few weeks ago (sorry we're so late on this -- Skyrim and Modern Warfare 3 beckoned), we discovered this random-headline generator that would produce story titles that eerily look like they could have come from real gaming websites. (We're not judging! We’re just sayin’.)

I shared our top 10 faves from a callout on Twitter and then asked our community writers to pen actual stories based on headlines they themselves have rolled. We received way, way too many excellent submissions, but I have narrowed them down.... (You can see the rest of them by searching “Random-Headline Challenge” on Bitmob.)

Here are the five finalists, in no particular order:

(Please note that we haven't edited any of these pieces since we didn't promote them to the front page of Bitmob.)

Now, which one was your favorite?

Please read them all before you vote on the poll below (and please base your choice on the content itself, not how awesome the headline is -- they’re worth reading, trust me!). At the end of the week, the author with the most votes will win a free random game from the Bitmob collection, so choose carefully!

 


Update: The contest is now over. Congrats to Steven Sukkau for getting the most votes!

 
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Comments (14)
Justme
December 06, 2011

The "Top Ten" article is pure comedy gold.  Loved it!

Default_picture
December 06, 2011

That Star Tropics article was hysterical. Gotta go with that one.

230340423
December 06, 2011

SO CONTROVERSIAL! That one got my vote.

Mikeminotti-biopic
December 07, 2011

GO GO STARTROPICS!

Trit_warhol
December 07, 2011

StarTropics WILL lick StarTropics' face!!!

Mindjack
December 07, 2011

Top 10 plot twists for the win, with the penguins/DK story a close second.

Sam_photo
December 07, 2011

I love the way the adapted what was the most "realistic" headline of the 5 and still made it really fun.

Man, these are all good!

Sam_photo
December 07, 2011

StarTropics, easy.

It takes one of the goofiest headlines and totally runs with it, until it goes off the rails and becomes super crazy. Fantastic work.

Default_picture
December 07, 2011

Exactly.  I am a fan of nonsense!

Default_picture
December 07, 2011

I thought about doing this one. But I got "What Imagine: Babyz could learn from Rapelay."

Cucco-obsessed-link
December 07, 2011

That would have been some article to write. xp

Sam_photo
December 07, 2011

Now I'm wondering if Rapelay could lick Rapelay's face...

And the answer, I assume, is yes.

CREEPILY.

Default_picture
December 08, 2011

Yeah, then the FBI could kick down my door.

Default_picture
December 07, 2011

Dutifully done

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