Do you remember the Game.com?

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Game.com is probably the only piece of hardware less successful than the 3DO and the Atari Jaguar. In 1997, Tiger Electronics, a company known for making mediocre handheld games loosely based on licensed IPs, thought they could dethrone Nintendo's Game Boy with their own system. Apparently, they thought they could succeed where both Atari and Sega failed just a year or so earlier.

Well, the Game.com was, and still is, crap. Even though it was the first dedicated gaming device with both a touch screen and exceedingly limited Internet capabilities, none of its innovations were implemented effectively. The touch screen barely worked, the modem hook-up hardly ever functioned properly, and it was impossible to see the screen in most lighting because the contrast control didn't actually adjust.

Internet comedian Stuart Ashen reveals the Game.com's horrible truths in this lengthy video review.

 

Astoundingly, Tiger secured several well-known franchises for their handheld, including Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, and Resident Evil. Of course, only the latter actually made it through production.

It's clear that Tiger understood how to generate hype for their practically unplayable device. But, just like their simplistic LCD titles, the Game.com felt like a bastardization of good, and colorful, console games.

Until recently, Tiger still had a website for the Game.com, complete with a useless guide for how to connect it to the Internet. Apparently the listed instructions didn't actually work. I think that sums up the handheld's three-year existence rather nicely. 

 
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04596077bdbbd4327842d739accd8b0a
August 21, 2011

"The Game.com is probably the only piece of hardware less successful than the 3DO and the Atari Jaguar."

I think you're giving Gizmondo way too much credit there...

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August 21, 2011

Hah! I don't even count the Gizmondo as a thing. It was a gigantic scam. 

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August 21, 2011

I'm too afraid to even watch him review this piece of crap. The first time I saw it in stores, I just couldn't understand it. At all. Lol.

Lolface
August 21, 2011

I thought that the whole of humanity had decided to forget that the game.com ever existed.

Nice to see Fighters Megamix mentioned though.

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August 21, 2011

Batman's orgasmic yelps are funny, but very disturbing. Lol.

"Yes, there'll be stomach-churning action from the blurring on the screen."

Mikeminotti-biopic
August 21, 2011

Yup, I had one.

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August 21, 2011

Racketboy also posted up a helpful guide/FAQ here: http:// class="scayt-ignore" data-scayt_word="www.racketboy.com" data-scaytid="20">www.racketboy.com/retro/obscure-handhelds/2011/08/tiger-game-com-101-a-beginners-guide.html

I got one of these (the backlit version I think) sealed at a swap met for $6.... in 2001. I'm pretty sure I haven't even bothered to take it out of the box.

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August 21, 2011

Ah, you never got the chance to see that that "backlight" was actually a crappy strip of lights at the bottom of the screen. Nothing about this console was thought through. 

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August 22, 2011

Yeah I had one. Keyword had.

It had some ideas that were way ahead of its time, but ultimately it was pretty crappy.

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