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Five Glorious Gaming Quotes

Pshades-s
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Editor's note: This is one of the pieces from our Community Homework: Your Top Five Gaming Quotes writing prompt. Daniel's included some fantastic quotes, including one of my favorites: Andrew Ryan's simple command. Bitmob community: What do you think of these quotes? -Jason


Five quotes from five great games: If you're not familiar with them, I suggest you play these games immediately. Or you can watch the clips if you're in a hurry.


“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.”

Count Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)

This line from the very beginning of the game sounds profound or insightful, but it simply doesn’t make any sense. It’s easy to understand Dracula’s contempt for humans, but what do secrets have to do with anything? And how can you “pile” them?

For the record, his original line in Japanese is “くだらん。どちらが正しいか、死をもって解らせてやる.” which I would translate as “Ridiculous! Which of us is right? We will find out in death.”

 

“What, you’re going to fight against me? You damn fool.”

Master-D, Bionic Commando (1988)

We've got two important things to remember for this one: First, that’s Adolf Hitler. Adolf. Hitler. Second, it’s 1988. Video games were still very much a children’s medium, and nobody ever used profanity. Yet there I was, sitting in front of an NES, and Adolf Hitler cursed me out. Don’t worry -- I made him eat those words.


“What imprudence, you human being! Face your trial by God.”

Gal Agiese, Magician Lord (1990)

Again, note the year. At the time, video games with speech were mighty rare. Magician Lord is one of the earliest Neo Geo games, which means it looked and sounded unlike anything else I had seen before. To have a sinister-looking character appear and threaten me out loud with divine punishment was shocking stuff. He says different lines before each boss, and they’re all vaguely creepy.


Obey!!

Andrew Ryan, BioShock (2007)

This is from the emotional climax of BioShock when you finally see Andrew Ryan, the creator of Rapture, face to face. It’s a powerful scene that doesn’t end how you would expect given that Ryan had spent every moment before this meeting trying to kill you. When he bellows at you to make a choice, he is in agony (physically and mentally), and I had nothing but sympathy for him. Part of me wishes this was the end of the game.


“Itchy. Tasty.”

Keeper’s Diary, Resident Evil (1996)

This is, hands-down, my favorite video-game moment of all time. The Keeper’s Diary is a document you find while exploring the mansion. Written by an Umbrella employee charged with caring for caged animals, it details his descent into madness as he is infected with the T-virus. His entries slowly degrade in grammar and vocabulary as his condition worsens. After he admits to killing and eating a coworker, the last page of the diary contains just these two words:

Itchy.

Tasty.


Daniel Feit was born in New York but now lives in Japan, where he teaches English to Japanese children and writes for Wired Game|Life and Film Junk. Follow him on Twitter @feitclub or visit his website, feitclub.com.

 
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Comments (7)
Shoe_headshot_-_square
July 12, 2010

The Castlevania one is an all-time classic!

Jason_wilson
July 12, 2010

The Ryan scene should've been the end of BioShock; the final battle was nonsense. 

These are great quotes, but they don't hold a candle to an addled berserker talking to his miniature giant space hamster! "Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES!"

Default_picture
July 13, 2010

The Ryan scene was the end of the story, that's for sure. The rest looks like it was rushed to appease the more "traditional" players.

I prefer the complete "A man chooses. A slave obeys. Obey!", it portrays what Ryan thought of the main character and, crossing the 4th wall, what the designer thought of the player, or the state of players in games. We're all slaves!

Andrewlynes
July 13, 2010

@ Jason: Good call on BG!

Mikeminotti-biopic
July 13, 2010

I sometimes just randomly do that whole Castlevania but by myself. I love it!

TRIBUTE!?

Robsavillo
July 13, 2010

I loved that Resident Evil diary, too. It's what pulled me into the horror experience.

Default_picture
July 14, 2010
Definitely agree with the Resident Evil quote, I loved that part and I'm still waiting for something so 'spot on' to appear in one of the sequels. Tough luck.

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