Well, I don't know if I'd call it "art," but I am trying to paint for the first time since my beloved sixth grade art classes. With that said, I think this may be a project on my level, or it may turn into a horrible trainwreck for your own amusement.

Behold stage one:

Oh, what will it be, what WILL it be? Find out on the next page. I will throw two clues out here, though.

1. Despite current appearances, it is a video game craft project.

2. I got the idea from a t-shirt, so you know it's classy.