Every time someone join Bitmob:

-Hideo Kojima contemplates quitting work on the Metal Gear Series.

-Marcus Fenix reloads.

-A Pokémon attack is super effective.

-The Lich King drops some epic loot for a group of weary adventurers.

-a controller is detroyed after yet another indiscriminate death in Super Meat Boy

-Sephiroth kills Aerith

-a pair of eyes hurt from using a 3DS on the highest setting for way too long.

-GLaDOS reminds Chell how much mass she seems to have gained since the last battery of tests.

-Fox News publishes a poorly-researched story about how video games are destroying the youth of this generation.

and last, but not least.

-the Playstation Network goes down as the result of the planets briefly aligning.

- Duke Nukem Forever gets a little closer to releasing.

- Valve releases another game that's not Half-Life Episode 3

- a Paratroopa loses its wings

- Tim Schafer makes another amazing game that, sadly, no one buys

-A Turret learns to love again. 

-Square Enix remakes a Final Fantasy game.

-You gain +2 IQ.

-You support one of the finest communities gaming has to offer!

- Activision releases Call of Duty game

- EA releases Need for speed game

- Another Goomba gets stomped 

- PC gaming is proclaimed dead again

- A new writer gets his story promoted to the front page

-an angel gets their wings

-Someone gets Zerg rushed

-An additional pylon is constructed

-Someone dings 80 in World of Warcraft

-An Xbox 360 red rings

-Episode 3 gets closer to release

- A zombie gets a faceful of KAPLOW

- The common gamer's voice grows a little bit louder

- There are five more people who are about to make a new friend

- Nathan Drake gets one step closer to that date he wanted with Lara Croft

- Millions of voices suddenly cry out in terror, only to be silenced

- The Aliens decide to postpone their attack on Earth for one more day

- The nearest alternate dimension version of yourself joins a cult instead, drinks punch

- Nathan Drake misses a crucial jump, Lara Croft rejoices

- Fox News decides to begin blaming the worlds problems on Cottage Cheese instead of Video Games

- Atlus releases the long awaited sequel to "Shun Sei Tackomiqou: Shadow Ghost Summoner 2: Vandi Alquarez Wrait vs. Seimetchel Dona to Kaoa: Dungeon Killer"

- A chest high wall spawns to give Marcus Fenix cover

- An exploadable red barel is placed in a military compound

- Sonic stops his car mid-race and realizes, he can get out and run faster

- A Spartan kills an Elite, teabagging ensues

- Ken lights his hand on fire, and puts it out by pummeling Ryu

- 10 rats are killed as a tribute to a noob's level up

- After taking dinosaur on a galaxy spanning adventure, Mario decides to give up mushrooms

- Liberty City residents start locking their car doors while they're driving

Every time someone joins Bitmob:

- Our Princess is in no other's castle

Every time someone joins Bitmob:

- Our Princess is in no other's castle

-AM hates you more each second. But it still doesn't equal one one-billionth the amount of hate he feels for you at that micro-instant.

Thanks everyone! Some great ones in here.