Mean girls: Female fighting-game characters talk trash

Mindjack
Thursday, March 29, 2012

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can leave permanent, emotional scars and traumatize you for life.

Women are masters of psychological warfare, especially female brawlers in fighting games. Enjoy (or cringe at) the following humiliating, belligerent, and insane post-match insults.



Chun-Li has an extraordinary shit stain on her panties.


A bit of blood under Mizoguchi's armpits should do the trick.

 


The question of whether Double Dragon's Marian is a bitch or not has been answered.


Is Yuri talking to the camera operator?


I'll take that as a compliment.


Poor Marstrius probably doesn't even understand English.


I bet you're curious to know which one it was.


Is being a woman that bad?


Not pictured: Amon's corpse flying into the distance after being murdered.


If you think "Yankee" is the aggravation here, then you too are slow.


It's a trap!


How much?


I have a feeling we missed something interesting....


How many schoolboys has Yungmie fought?


Dirty bikers can't get a break.


Continue to page two for more verbal abuse.

 
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Comments (8)
Mikeshadesbitmob0611
March 29, 2012

You played Fighter's History to do this piece. You have balls.

Mindjack
March 29, 2012

It's a tough job, but....nothing. Playing Fighter's History is just plain tough.

Robsavillo
March 29, 2012

Damn, I never realized just how sexist many of these are until you put them all in a row like that. Ugh.

Mindjack
March 29, 2012

I'm still trying to figure out "Pray you return as a woman."

Default_picture
March 29, 2012

I guess it's supposed to be empowering? Or confusing?

Default_picture
March 29, 2012

This dialogue disturbs me, the more I think about it. How come all the girls are eager for a date? I don't even pay that much attention to how I smell. Lol.

Mindjack
March 29, 2012

One question: Are you single?

Default_picture
March 29, 2012
Yeah, I am. Lol. I suppose I should pay more attention. Heck, I wish I had that many girls asking me out.

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