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Puzzler: Guess the video game asses (part 2)

Mindjack
Saturday, April 14, 2012

One of the positive aspects of saving the world is that it keeps you in top physical shape, especially around the ass.

Take a really good look at the following behinds of popular video game characters, and guess their names as well as the titles they star in. Stare as long as you need to....

 

Check out page two for the answers, and click here for more mysterious butt cheeks.

 
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Carlos Alexandre
April 13, 2012

Please clarify: does Ass #1 reflect the character before or after her redesign into docile, submissive female archetype?

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Samir Torres
April 13, 2012

It's from her most recent game, so it's after.

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Carlos Alexandre
April 13, 2012

Thank you. I can now make an informed guess. 

Is it Terra Branford?

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Matthew Anfuso
April 13, 2012

For ass #1, the answer pic is from the most recent game, but the suit first appeared in the GBA game.

Mindjack
Samir Torres
April 13, 2012

That was a great addition to a classic, with the stealth play mechanics and that killer blue jumpsuit. I really wanna play it right now.

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Jonathan Oyama
April 13, 2012

Bah! Two out of 10. I was really close to getting six more. Really. You just had to fool me with those asses.

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Samir Torres
April 14, 2012

I included as many RPG buns as I could. Maybe you're just not an assman.

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Danny Concepcion
April 14, 2012

8/10. Missed 7 and 8. The ass ones are the only that I'm any good at it. I don't know what that says about me.

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Samir Torres
April 14, 2012

Maybe you'd also make a killing if I do one about chests.

Waahhninja
Tom Heistuman
April 14, 2012

I suggest doing one about chests next.

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Tom Heistuman
April 14, 2012

7/10

Never played 4, 7, 9.

I don't think I'm ever going to get better than 7/10 in future games. :-(

Mindjack
Samir Torres
April 14, 2012

I'm sure you could have gotten ass #4. She's even holding her trademark fans. :) Think you'll ace the inevitable chest puzzler?

Waahhninja
Tom Heistuman
April 14, 2012

If I saw more of the fans, it could have been done. As I saw them, they looked like the beginning of fancy chopsticks. Why must she clutch them so tightly?

Chests. Let's do this.

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Michael Rousseau
April 14, 2012

6/10 because I assumed an all-female cast. Also #10 confused me because of the angle of the gun, I thought it was front butt. That is a hell of a stretch she's doing, there.

Mindjack
Samir Torres
April 14, 2012

Front butt.... I'll never enjoy that character again.

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Stephen De Carlo
April 14, 2012

I recognized Voldo right away and now I hate myself.

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Samir Torres
April 14, 2012

Can't unsee.

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Casey Scheld
April 14, 2012

 

#8's is so weird.

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Samir Torres
April 14, 2012

You can almost see her circuits.

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Bryan Harper
April 14, 2012

I'm concerned that I nailed #7.

 

AH, NO.  DID I SAY NAILED?  POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.

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