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The Binding of Isaac: Old Testament meets adorable Zelda gorefest
By Peter Livingston

I mostly know about The Binding of Isaac due to the rougelike's association with Super Meat Boy's Ed McMillen. Actually, that's pretty much all I know about this game. Luckily, Peter fills us in on the details. According to him, The Binding of Isaac is a real winner. I just hope that my knowledge of Christianity doesn't ruin the ending.

Deus Ex part 6: In closing
By Corey Motley

Wow. A review in six parts! Ambitious. You can find links to Corey's other five stories in this final chapter of his detailed look into Deus Ex: Human Revolution. He's a pretty big fan as I'm sure you can tell. I mean, this whole thing ends with Corey asking the game to marry him.

XBLIG Fridays presents: Calling Cthulhu consorts!
By Elizabeth Henges

Elizabeth reviews Cthulhu Saves the World, available on Steam and Xbox Live Indie Games. If the idea of the supremely evil Cthulhu starring in a satirical role-playing game tickles your fancy, then I don't see any reason why you shouldn't give this title a try.

Review: The Orcs Must Die! in this fresh downloadable title
By Louis Garcia

We all enjoy killing orcs. Hell, I can't start the day until I murder a few dozen of the bastards. I'm always looking for new opportunities to massacre those green devils, so I appreciate Louis taking a look at Orcs Must Die! for us. Sounds like this game will give me all the orc giblets I could ever want.

The best of gaming horror part II -- The Thing
By Stan Rezaee

Stan looks back at The Thing, the game based off of the famous horror movie of the same name. I'm too much of a scaredy-pants to ever play this 2002 cult-classic (am I allowed to call a game less than ten-years-old a classic?), but I've only ever heard good things. You can count Stan amongst this thriller's fans.