Scorpion of Mortal Kombat fame has faced all kinds of opponents, from ghostly ninjas to lightning gods and even the occasional four-armed monster. He might have met his match this time, though, when he entered the world of crooked girders to take on Donkey Kong on his home turf [via Geekologie]:

OK, maybe not. And did he really have to take out Pauline? For more brawling mayhem and video game humor, check out daneboe's YouTube page. We especially like Contra vs. Duck Hunt.